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Winds of Climate Change
at 01/10/2025 06:28am
Don We Now Our Gay Flannel Apparel
at 12/20/2024 06:29am
The Enemy Within the Mirror
at 10/25/2024 06:28am
Real Men Aren’t Afraid of Powerful Women
at 10/04/2024 06:28am
Losing My (Catholic) Religion
at 09/13/2024 06:26am
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
Rises From the Recently Deceased
at 09/06/2024 06:28am
Wasted Votes
at 08/23/2024 06:27am
TradWife: Nice Work For Some
at 08/16/2024 06:28am
Accidental Knowledge
at 07/26/2024 06:28am
Mushroom Zombies Are Gay
at 06/14/2024 06:28am
Jackass Disneyworld
at 05/31/2024 06:29am
Got Nothing
at 04/19/2024 06:28am
Grains of Sand
at 02/16/2024 06:28am
When Did You Know?
at 01/05/2024 06:29am
New Year’s Resolutions Are for Chumps
at 12/29/2023 06:31am
I Just Wanna Wiggle, Mama
at 07/15/2022 06:26am
The Cult of Victimhood
at 11/11/2020 06:28am
A Note From Karen
at 12/31/2019 06:28am
Wet Bar and Dry Floors
at 11/21/2019 06:27am
Breaking Up With Your Phone
at 08/27/2019 06:29am
Mall Rats
at 07/11/2019 06:28am
Generational TV
at 05/29/2019 06:28am
I'm 50 Today
at 05/21/2019 06:29am
Keeping Score Outside the Dugout
at 04/26/2019 06:28am
Choosing Nightmares
at 02/07/2019 06:28am
Mothers in Different Universes
at 01/28/2019 06:28am
Exhale the Bullshit
at 01/14/2019 06:28am
More Than a Piano Man
at 12/20/2018 06:27am
17 Resolutions for 2017
at 12/27/2016 09:11am
You Can’t Hurt Me
at 06/23/2016 06:50am
My Vagina Was Bored at the Male Stripper Movie
at 07/21/2015 07:20am
Falling Bridges
at 05/28/2015 06:41am
21 Lessons in Motherhood
at 04/23/2015 06:17am
The Endless Quest for Decent TV
at 04/16/2015 07:07am
The Demise of Little League
at 04/09/2015 06:22am
Hail the Mockumentary
at 03/25/2015 06:35am
You Can't Ground Your Kid For Being Gay
at 03/19/2015 07:11am
The Elusive Nature of Writing Inspiration
at 03/12/2015 07:33am
The Earth Takes Its Stuff Back
at 02/25/2015 06:12am
The Literary Douchebag
at 02/19/2015 06:58am
Too Stiff in One Way and Not the Other
at 02/13/2015 07:53am
Keep Your Unimmunized Kids Out of My Kid’s Public School
at 02/04/2015 07:23am
Flying People
at 01/28/2015 06:21am
Breaking Up With The Little Black Dress
at 01/14/2015 05:33am
King of Prussia Is Upside Down
at 01/08/2015 06:00am
Facebook Screws Up
at 12/31/2014 06:40am
Eat the Pie
at 12/17/2014 07:07am
The Saddest Christmas Song
at 12/10/2014 07:04am
Revisiting Bedford Falls
at 12/04/2014 07:11am
Finding Gratitude
at 11/26/2014 07:08am
Grief Is Exhausting
at 11/19/2014 06:10am
Stealing Away
at 10/31/2014 06:52am
Reading While Pooping
at 10/21/2014 08:32am
Buying Twitter Followers is Idiotic
at 10/16/2014 06:58am
Why I Don’t Work in Customer Service
at 10/09/2014 07:04am
Novel Writing: The Halfway Mark
at 10/01/2014 07:01am
Die, Beauty Pageants
at 09/25/2014 07:53am
Save the Cormorants
at 09/18/2014 09:30am
Sports Parent Failure
at 09/04/2014 07:04am
Yes, Feminism Is Sexy
at 08/26/2014 06:24am
Island Problems
at 07/23/2014 06:43am
Emoji Problems
at 07/09/2014 06:30am
The Scarlet Letter Society: Chapter One
at 07/08/2014 07:43am
I’m Voting for This Guy
at 06/17/2014 11:49am
Vive Candy
at 06/05/2014 07:13am
Eight Notes On
Maleficent
at 06/02/2014 06:49am
Is There Anything Wrong With Parental Bribery?
at 05/29/2014 06:43am
Breaking Up With My Horoscope
at 05/21/2014 07:22am
No, Bitch, I'm Not Pregnant
at 05/14/2014 06:44am
Jeans Are the Root of All Fashion Evil
at 04/30/2014 06:14am
Letting Go of "Let It Go"
at 04/08/2014 03:24pm
A Lethal
Scandal
Drinking Game
at 04/02/2014 07:37am
Obama and Comedy Between Two Ferns
at 03/13/2014 08:19am
Jumping the Fence
at 02/25/2014 06:39am
The Latest Reason to Hate Facebook
at 02/18/2014 06:32am
Be Your Own Valentine
at 02/14/2014 06:27am
I Love Tom Hanks and He Got Robbed
at 02/05/2014 07:10am
Dear Asshole Neighbor
at 01/31/2014 07:11am
From
High School Musical
to Keeping Her Baby
at 01/29/2014 06:11am
You, Sir, Are No Writer
at 01/17/2014 07:32am
The Jennifer Lawrence Burden
at 01/08/2014 07:04am
A Review of Amy Adams’ Tits
at 12/31/2013 07:18am
Don’t Let Your Daughters Grow Up to Be Fox News Anchors
at 12/16/2013 10:21am
Dear Santa Baby
at 12/13/2013 07:15am
Yes, Goddammit, There is a Santa Claus
at 12/06/2013 07:21am
Is Cursive Handwriting Dead?
at 12/03/2013 07:44am
Black Friday Blackens My Mood
at 11/29/2013 06:58am
How to Survive a Dysfunctional Family Thanksgiving
at 11/26/2013 07:07am
15 Seconds to Decide If Your Life is Worthwhile
at 11/20/2013 07:48am
You Might Be a 90s Mom
at 11/19/2013 07:11am
The Biggest Character on Tilghman Island
at 11/13/2013 07:30am
What Kind of Crazy Are You?
at 11/12/2013 05:50am
Birding Is Not a Whimsical Hobby
at 11/06/2013 08:40am
A Single Meal
at 11/05/2013 07:37am
Monsters in the News
at 10/30/2013 11:50am
Trick or Treating Etiquette Tips
at 10/29/2013 08:14am
Conspiracy Theories About Fainting Pregnant Women
at 10/22/2013 10:55am
Funniest Tweets About Facebook Shutdown
at 10/21/2013 10:35am
The Endangered Watermen
at 10/21/2013 07:59am
Five News Stories That Will Make You Believe in Zombies
at 10/16/2013 07:28am
Every Single Episode of
Wife Swap
at 10/15/2013 07:29am
Kids Are Dying From Cyberbullying
at 10/10/2013 07:10am
Baltimore Museums Aren't Boring
at 10/08/2013 08:04am
The Humor in a Government Shutdown
at 10/02/2013 07:46am
Sangria Conversations: What’s a Gunt?
at 10/01/2013 08:37am
It’s Time to Blame the NRA
at 09/30/2013 07:29am
12 Ridiculous BuzzFeed Headlines
at 09/26/2013 08:30am
Top Eight Things Wacky Conservative Blogs Have in Common
at 09/24/2013 08:00am
We All Hate Our Boobs
at 09/19/2013 07:06am
Stop Pissing Off Coffee Drinkers, Starbucks
at 09/18/2013 07:08am
Fox News Must Fire Todd Starnes
at 09/16/2013 09:13am
The 10 Sleaziest Tweets So Far This Month from The Fake McCain
at 09/11/2013 03:08pm
Lessons in Motherhood From a Spider
at 09/11/2013 08:28am
You Fail at Twitter
at 09/10/2013 06:28am
Here’s What Self-Involved Feminists Should Worry About
at 09/09/2013 02:33pm
Why Are You Calling Out Fat Lesbians?
at 09/06/2013 11:26am
Let the Boys Wear Pink
at 09/04/2013 07:20am
Mommyjuana
at 09/03/2013 08:59am
If You Linkbait Troll, You Are a Bad Person
at 08/30/2013 11:34am
The Story of the Red Plate
at 07/11/2013 07:40am
Camp Read-a-Book
at 06/21/2013 08:09am
Lois Lane Lover Smackdown
at 06/18/2013 07:06am
I Want To Kill a Placenta Tree
at 06/05/2013 11:42am
On Notre Dame Fandom
at 01/07/2013 05:44am
Bring It, Mexico
at 06/25/2010 06:53am
Jesus Christ: The Cartoon
at 05/27/2010 10:59am
Splice Original Archive
Yacht or Nyacht
at 01/17/2025 06:26am
Resolution
at 01/03/2025 06:24am
The New Year’s Halloween Gala
at 12/27/2024 06:59am
The Shot Heard Round the Girls
at 12/13/2024 06:27am
The Future of Cursive Writing is Cursed
at 12/06/2024 06:27am
Wicked
Queer
at 11/29/2024 06:37am
Nancy Mace and Transphobia
at 11/22/2024 06:27am
Touching Metaphorical and Literal Grass
at 11/15/2024 06:27am
Don’t Blame Me, I Voted For Harris
at 11/08/2024 06:24am
RBG’s Watching
at 11/01/2024 06:24am
Cue the Nickelback
at 10/18/2024 06:24am
Trolls Aren’t Worth the Energy
at 10/11/2024 06:24am
My Hearing Loss
at 09/27/2024 06:28am
It Never Rains
at 09/20/2024 06:24am
Let’s Talk About Malignant Narcissism
at 08/30/2024 06:26am
Teach Your Children Hell
at 08/09/2024 06:24am
Vagice Cream
at 08/02/2024 06:24am
Season Finale of the United States
at 07/19/2024 06:27am
Real Life Grey Gardens
at 07/12/2024 06:24am
Choosing Battles
at 07/05/2024 06:27am
Live Laugh Late Life Lesbians
at 06/28/2024 06:24am
Homophobia is Gay
at 06/21/2024 06:24am
Baseball is Gay
at 06/07/2024 06:27am
Abandonment is a Gift
at 05/24/2024 06:24am
Navigating Splitting in Borderline Personality Disorder
at 05/17/2024 06:24am
Tips on Navigating “Your BPD Person”
at 05/10/2024 06:24am
Glass Armor
at 05/03/2024 06:27am
Time’s Quicksand
at 04/26/2024 06:27am
The Terrorist Candlemaker
at 04/12/2024 06:27am
Racism and the Key Bridge Collapse
at 04/05/2024 06:27am
It’s Not Our Crucifixion
at 03/29/2024 06:29am
It’s Not Flattery
at 03/22/2024 06:24am
Don’t Give Condescending Advice to New Moms
at 03/15/2024 06:27am
Rewatching Ammonite: Still Hot!
at 03/08/2024 06:24am
My Allegedly Amish Boyfriend
at 03/01/2024 06:24am
Father Time is Undefeated
at 02/23/2024 06:24am
Obsessing over Dollhouse Miniatures
at 02/02/2024 06:27am
Sounds Like Something a Virgo Would Say
at 01/26/2024 06:24am
Cry Eagle Cry
at 01/19/2024 06:27am
Chicken Little
at 01/12/2024 06:26am
A Seasick Crocodile Christmas
at 12/22/2023 06:24am
Life as a Philadelphia Sports Fan
at 12/15/2023 06:24am
The Cult of Documentaries
at 12/08/2023 06:24am
Smudging the Decks
at 12/01/2023 06:24am
Gratitude is a Choice
at 11/24/2023 06:24am
I Saw Mommy Crushing Santa Claus
at 11/17/2023 06:28am
Dear Ex-Friend
at 11/10/2023 06:24am
Sea Glass as a Diminishing Resource
at 11/03/2023 06:24am
Funeral of a Dear Friend
at 10/27/2023 06:27am
Pain in the Aster
at 10/20/2023 06:24am
Anti-Paxxers
at 10/16/2023 06:24am
In the Event of My Untimely Death
at 10/06/2023 06:27am
The Pivot
at 09/29/2023 06:27am
Two Down, One to Go
at 09/22/2023 05:57am
She Cried More More More
at 09/15/2023 05:57am
He’s 18
at 09/08/2023 05:57am
Could You Survive on Alone?
at 09/01/2023 05:54am
Leatherface
at 08/25/2023 05:57am
The Economy of Childhood
at 08/18/2023 05:55am
Ghostly Winks
at 08/11/2023 05:55am
To the Man Walking the Dog
at 08/04/2023 05:57am
When Barbie Attacks the Kendom
at 07/28/2023 05:57am
Free 841
at 07/21/2023 05:57am
A Needle in the Haystack of Social Media
at 07/14/2023 05:55am
Toxic Productivity
at 07/07/2023 05:57am
Shades of Pride
at 06/30/2023 05:55am
Clouds in My Coffee
at 06/23/2023 05:55am
Pride in the Outfield and Beyond
at 06/16/2023 05:55am
The Mother Wound
at 06/09/2023 05:55am
One Dot at a Time
at 06/02/2023 05:55am
MerMania
at 05/26/2023 05:57am
Sentimental Hogwash
at 05/19/2023 05:55am
Today My Daughter is a Doctor
at 05/12/2023 05:57am
Marcel the Shell is Why All Moms Should Have Pot Gummies
at 05/05/2023 05:55am
Trilogy of Terror
at 04/28/2023 05:57am
Beer, Face Cream and Transphobia
at 04/21/2023 05:57am
Mommy Guilt is Optional
at 04/14/2023 05:57am
Dorothy Had the Shoes All Along
at 04/07/2023 05:57am
Rediscovering Freestyle Music
at 03/31/2023 05:57am
Ass Wednesdays
at 03/24/2023 05:55am
Pillow Talk
at 03/17/2023 05:57am
Self-Checkout Social Media
at 03/10/2023 05:57am
Comedy and Tragedy
at 03/03/2023 05:57am
The Leader of the Band
at 02/17/2023 05:55am
Grease the Poles
at 02/10/2023 05:57am
Quirky Netflix Documentaries To Watch
at 02/03/2023 05:57am
Welcome to My Fake National Park
at 01/27/2023 05:55am
He Makes The Sweaters
at 01/20/2023 05:55am
When Tide Pods Eat Themselves
at 01/13/2023 05:55am
How Inappropriate is the Mummers Parade?
at 01/06/2023 05:57am
The Rings I Didn’t Ask For
at 12/30/2022 05:57am
Chick Fillet
at 12/23/2022 05:55am
Ten Christmas Bops
at 12/16/2022 05:57am
This Can’t Be Real
at 12/09/2022 05:55am
The Worst $20 I Ever Earned
at 12/02/2022 05:55am
Checkmate
at 11/25/2022 05:57am
Energy Vampires Suck
at 11/18/2022 05:55am
Jehovah Doesn’t Hate The Gays, Becky
at 11/11/2022 05:57am
Haterade Mail
at 11/04/2022 05:55am
My Sister and the Elephant
at 10/28/2022 05:55am
The Karaoke Whisperer
at 10/21/2022 05:57am
Move Out
at 10/14/2022 05:55am
Dahmer
is Full of Bangers
at 10/07/2022 05:55am
On Toxic Positivity
at 09/30/2022 05:55am
Happy Birthday to My Hero
at 09/23/2022 05:57am
Learning to Say Goodbye
at 09/16/2022 05:55am
Alexa, Be My Bestie
at 09/09/2022 05:55am
I’m Not a Terrorist
at 09/02/2022 05:55am
Scattered Legos
at 08/26/2022 05:57am
Ten of TikTok’s Funniest Creators
at 08/22/2022 05:55am
Subtle Whoring
at 08/12/2022 05:55am
I Did Meet Yogi Berra
at 08/05/2022 05:55am
ASMR and Social Media
at 07/29/2022 05:55am
Hi, I’m Nobody
at 07/22/2022 05:57am
Getting Sick of Fake Sea Glass
at 07/08/2022 05:55am
Living with Borderline Personality Disorder
at 07/01/2022 05:55am
Who Bans Pride Flags During Pride Month?
at 06/21/2022 05:57am
Cue the Diana Ross
at 05/21/2022 05:57am
This Isn’t a Shop
at 04/19/2022 05:57am
Daddy’s Money
at 03/02/2022 05:57am
News Cycle Anxiety
at 10/23/2020 05:59am
You’re Not Alone
at 09/08/2020 05:57am
Moment of Accidental Normalcy
at 05/29/2020 05:57am
Parenting Quaranteenagers
at 04/30/2020 05:57am
Coronavirus Purgatory
at 04/20/2020 05:59am
Tiny Moments of Unraveling
at 12/12/2019 05:57am
You are Fucking Magnificent
at 11/12/2019 05:57am
Don’t Call a Bitch the B-Word
at 10/29/2019 05:55am
Capturing The Chesapeake
at 10/23/2019 05:55am
Creating Community Art
at 10/17/2019 05:57am
Sorry I Fucked Up Your Childhood
at 10/03/2019 05:57am
How to Suck Less at Surfing
at 09/25/2019 05:57am
Fuck Shopping Center Pedicures
at 07/25/2019 05:57am
Does Fake Sea Glass Matter?
at 07/02/2019 05:57am
Sharing Your Hunting Beach
at 06/05/2019 05:57am
The Unbelievable Wreck
at 02/19/2019 05:57am
No One Puts Buzz in a Box
at 02/11/2019 05:55am
Christmas Minimalism
at 12/14/2018 05:57am
Your Lost Shoe
at 11/01/2018 05:58am
Trash and Treasure
at 10/22/2018 05:56am
A Dam Mess
at 08/08/2018 05:58am
Twenty Things About Me
at 04/10/2017 05:55am
New Marble Book Focuses on Peltier Brand
at 04/03/2017 05:57am
When a Non-Dog Person Loses a Dog
at 03/27/2017 05:55am
Did Someone Say Mermaid Ball?
at 03/20/2017 07:00am
Beach Meditation
at 03/13/2017 02:06am
We Don’t All Agree Here
at 03/06/2017 05:55am
What’s in Your Lunch Box?
at 02/27/2017 05:57am
Popcorn to Sno-Cap Ratio
at 02/20/2017 05:55am
Costa Rica in Spirit Animals
at 02/13/2017 05:59am
Last Pediatrician Visit
at 02/06/2017 06:00am
I Can't Stay Silent Any Longer
at 01/30/2017 05:55am
There’s No Rescue From Stupid
at 01/23/2017 05:57am
Batman and the Queen
at 01/16/2017 05:55am
Is Seeded Glass Sea Glass?
at 01/09/2017 05:59am
Four Simple Life Rules
at 01/02/2017 05:56am
A Simple Christmas Family Tradition
at 12/19/2016 05:58am
Can You Forgive the Unforgiveable?
at 12/12/2016 05:58am
What’s on Netflix?
at 11/28/2016 05:58am
Subdivision Supervillain
at 11/21/2016 05:57am
Dead Horse Bay: Trash or Treasure?
at 11/14/2016 12:41pm
Battling Depression
at 11/07/2016 05:55am
I Talk to My Dead Sister
at 10/31/2016 07:19am
Chime Down, Canada
at 10/24/2016 06:57am
Your Chakras Are Fucked
at 10/17/2016 06:56am
The Last Pumpkin Patch Trip
at 10/10/2016 06:57am
Sea Glass Addiction
at 10/03/2016 06:57am
The Witch in the Maryland Woods
at 09/26/2016 06:58am
Sea Glass Treasures: Tough to Judge
at 09/19/2016 06:52am
College Marching Band Mom for Dummies
at 09/12/2016 06:59am
Beachcombing Family
at 09/05/2016 06:58am
Stop Buying Fake Sea Glass
at 08/29/2016 06:58am
Never All Out of Love
at 08/22/2016 06:57am
London in Fragments: A Mudlark’s Treasure
at 08/15/2016 06:57am
No Cupholders on Sailboats
at 08/08/2016 06:56am
Shitty Mom Syndrome
at 08/01/2016 06:57am
What Sea Glass Can Teach Us
at 07/25/2016 06:58am
Pokemon Stop and Go Traffic
at 07/18/2016 06:53am
The Importance of Girlfriends
at 07/11/2016 06:53am
Fireworks Are Mostly Overrated
at 07/04/2016 07:30am
Disney’s Gone Soft
at 06/27/2016 06:53am
Not Leaving Las Vegas
at 06/20/2016 06:48am
Learning to Give Zero Fucks in Life
at 06/13/2016 09:11am
A Simpler Childhood
at 06/06/2016 06:44am
The Days Are Long, the Years Are Short
at 05/31/2016 06:30am
Marching Band Is a Sport
at 05/23/2016 06:42am
Sea Glass
Breaking Bad
at 05/16/2016 06:32am
Little League in the Majors
at 05/09/2016 06:31am
Don’t Let a Stranger Wax Your Ladygarden
at 04/25/2016 05:01am
Chilly Hillary or the Warmer Bern?
at 04/18/2016 06:39am
Run Over By a Kayak
at 04/11/2016 05:42am
Shark Tooth Fossil Hunting
at 04/04/2016 06:47am
So You Need a Wedding Playlist?
at 03/28/2016 06:04am
Beware Fake Sea Glass
at 03/21/2016 06:50am
How to Write When You’re Not Writing
at 03/14/2016 06:43am
When I’m 50
at 03/07/2016 06:41am
Extreme Sea Glass Hunting at Davenport Beach, California
at 02/29/2016 07:24am
Good Porn Is Hard to Find
at 02/15/2016 07:07am
The Warning Shot
at 02/08/2016 06:49am
Baseball Season in the Snow
at 02/01/2016 06:50am
The Magic of Mudlarking
at 01/25/2016 07:03am
The Power of
Room
at 01/18/2016 06:37am
364 Days of Delightful Nothingness
at 01/11/2016 07:05am
Throw Out Your Crap, Americans
at 01/04/2016 06:48am
That Fruit Thing
at 12/21/2015 06:34am
No One Owns the Coastline
at 12/14/2015 06:11am
Pretending to Believe in Santa
at 12/07/2015 07:02am
When Maryland Screws Maryland
at 11/23/2015 07:32am
The Fetishization of Gaga
at 11/09/2015 07:06am
An Interview With Maryland’s Frank DeFilippo
at 11/02/2015 07:09am
Are YOU a Bestselling Author?
at 10/26/2015 07:00am
Frightland Family Fun
at 10/19/2015 06:56am
Think Like a Marble
at 10/12/2015 07:11am
Revved Up Like a Douche
at 10/05/2015 06:54am
Frog Slaughter
at 09/28/2015 07:12am
Beachcomber’s Nightmare
at 09/21/2015 06:59am
The Joy of Creating a Villain
at 09/14/2015 07:13am
The Little Piece of Sea Glass That Couldn’t
at 09/04/2015 06:19am
You Are Judged By Your School Supplies
at 08/31/2015 07:20am
His Maserati Does 185
at 08/24/2015 07:11am
Circular Objects
at 08/17/2015 06:20am
Five Cool Things About Getting Older
at 08/10/2015 07:06am
Great Blue Herons Don’t Do Selfies
at 08/03/2015 07:07am
Judging Other Women Makes Us Judge You
at 07/27/2015 07:20am
Watch Me Do the Humpty Hump
at 07/20/2015 07:04am
After the Fall
at 07/13/2015 05:17am
Happy Birthday to My Best Friend
at 07/06/2015 07:03am
The Lure of Sea Glass
at 06/29/2015 06:24am
The Real Mary McCarthy
at 06/22/2015 09:10am
How to Survive Amusement Park Chaperoning
at 06/15/2015 07:10am
Goodbye to All the Stuff
at 06/08/2015 06:36am
B4 and After
at 06/01/2015 06:35am
Diagnosis: Aging
at 05/25/2015 05:51am
World Series of Mom-Birding
at 05/18/2015 07:17am
Scenes from a Baltimore Book Festival
at 05/04/2015 06:55am
Vegan for a Day
at 04/27/2015 06:44am
You Can’t Read Mommy’s Book
at 04/20/2015 07:05am
Dream Job: International Beachcomber
at 04/13/2015 06:15am
Abortion is None of Your Business
at 04/06/2015 06:20am
When Presidential Candidates Ignore Science
at 04/01/2015 07:04am
Oops, I’m Fat Again
at 03/30/2015 07:18am
Bottomless Pain
at 03/23/2015 06:58am
Kayaking With Consequences
at 03/16/2015 06:17am
Battered Off the Diamond
at 03/09/2015 06:59am
A Wasted Friday On The Internet
at 03/02/2015 06:30am
My Worst Nightmare
at 02/23/2015 06:27am
What Teaching Can Teach You
at 02/17/2015 06:43am
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at 02/09/2015 06:23am
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