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Palomino
is Miranda Lambert's Best Yet
at 05/02/2022 06:28am
Nuclear Words
at 03/04/2022 06:28am
Politics as Insult
at 09/30/2020 11:37am
Say Yes to Commodity Fetishism
at 01/29/2020 06:28am
Top 10 Country Music for 2019
at 12/13/2019 06:28am
Joe Biden’s Four Million Words
at 09/13/2019 12:46pm
A Bunch of Malarkey: CNN Debate, Night Two
at 08/01/2019 06:28am
Debate Psychodrama
at 07/31/2019 06:28am
The Second Debate: Sticking Forks into Biden
at 06/28/2019 12:24pm
Safety-First Mumblers in Miami
at 06/27/2019 12:27pm
Mansplaining Mansplanation
at 05/30/2019 06:28am
Why They Suck: Harry Potter
at 05/31/2018 06:29am
The Golden Age of Hip-Hop
at 11/13/2017 09:10am
Paisley King
at 08/29/2017 07:00am
A Bleak Moment for Free Expression
at 08/22/2017 10:30am
The Trump/
Morning Joe
Flap Is Not a Crisis
at 07/03/2017 07:02am
I’m Against Leadership
at 05/15/2017 07:01am
Technocracy and Backlash
at 05/08/2017 11:11am
The Miracle of Science
at 04/24/2017 10:57am
The Best of the J. Geils Band
at 04/17/2017 10:13am
Anarchists for Peace and Free Speech
at 02/20/2017 09:01am
119 Reasons (or so) Why Donald Trump Should Keep Tweeting
at 01/16/2017 11:11am
Americana, Straight Outta Zacatecas
at 12/12/2016 05:59am
Listening to Hair
at 12/05/2016 10:47am
The Internet’s Reached a Critical Phase
at 11/28/2016 10:21am
The Positive Part of Trump’s Victory
at 11/09/2016 09:08am
My American Dilemma
at 11/08/2016 09:31am
Brace Yourself for the Hillary Administration
at 10/20/2016 10:16am
Trump Has Won the Ugly Pageant
at 10/10/2016 10:37am
Apartheid of the Imagination
at 10/03/2016 10:16am
Lout vs. Harridan
at 09/27/2016 10:01am
Groans of Self-Love
at 08/22/2016 09:56am
Trump’s a Dick
at 08/03/2016 10:34am
Commander in Chief of Appearances
at 08/01/2016 09:39am
Don't Get Cornered
at 07/26/2016 08:43am
Control and Intimidation
at 07/11/2016 08:05am
Meritless Meritocracy
at 07/05/2016 10:48am
Negative Reaction to Brexit Is Technocratic Yip-Yap
at 06/27/2016 10:27am
Is There Even Hope Left?
at 06/13/2016 10:12am
Twin Black Holes
at 06/07/2016 10:11am
Being and Nothingness: Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton
at 06/01/2016 10:21am
Splice Original Archive
America Devotes Itself to Making Germany Great Again
at 01/27/2025 06:29am
The Concern Now Should Be for Immigrants
at 01/20/2025 06:28am
Overexposed
at 01/13/2025 06:28am
Moral Leadership Can't Rest on Coercion
at 01/06/2025 06:26am
AI Warfare, Our New Nightmare
at 12/30/2024 06:27am
Effective Assassination
at 12/23/2024 06:28am
Pitfalls of Mentorship
at 12/16/2024 06:28am
2024 Country Top Ten
at 12/09/2024 06:27am
The Unreliability of Congenital Optimists
at 12/02/2024 06:24am
John Rawls Isn't Going to Save You
at 11/25/2024 06:27am
Wellness Farms for People on Anti-Depressants?
at 11/18/2024 06:27am
Why I Thought Kamala Would Win
at 11/11/2024 06:28am
My Excruciating Vote
at 11/04/2024 06:28am
Reasons Not to Endorse Kamala Harris
at 10/28/2024 06:26am
Out Hunting FEMA
at 10/21/2024 06:26am
Cutting Voters in Two
at 10/14/2024 06:28am
Got My Chips Cashed In
at 10/07/2024 06:26am
State Governments Are Casinos
at 09/30/2024 06:28am
Resounding: Fred Eaglesmith
at 09/23/2024 06:28am
There Are Two American Political Parties Now
at 09/09/2024 06:26am
How to Switch Positions
at 09/02/2024 06:26am
End of the Squad
at 08/19/2024 06:28am
Democrats Pin Election Hopes on Solving the Metaphysics of Time
at 08/12/2024 06:26am
Enforcing Race and Gender as They Disintegrate
at 08/05/2024 06:28am
Les Opening Ceremonies Dangereuses
at 07/29/2024 06:28am
Mental Illnesses as Insults
at 07/22/2024 06:27am
Violence as an Opportunity to Silence Your Enemies
at 07/15/2024 06:27am
The Emperor's New Eloquence
at 07/08/2024 06:27am
The Candidate of Falsehood Against the Candidate of Nonsense
at 07/01/2024 06:28am
The Revival of Liberalism
at 06/24/2024 03:20pm
I Am the Most Dangerous Artifact in Human History
at 06/17/2024 06:27am
The Little Pill With the Big Story to Tell
at 06/10/2024 06:27am
Music and Memory
at 06/03/2024 06:27am
Flag Flap
at 05/27/2024 06:27am
Feelings About Twitter, and Feelings About X
at 05/20/2024 06:27am
Campus Gaza Protests Remarkably Successful
at 05/13/2024 06:27am
You Have the Right to Protest
at 05/06/2024 06:27am
Arresting Professors
at 04/29/2024 06:27am
As the Album Sprawls, ERNEST Delivers
at 04/22/2024 06:24am
The Washington Post Abandons Journalism
at 04/15/2024 06:27am
Why They Suck: Dante Alighieri
at 04/08/2024 06:27am
Were the Nazis Leftists?
at 03/25/2024 06:28am
Canonized or Cannonized: Who Makes it to Classic and Who Gets Fired
at 03/18/2024 07:00am
Time: It's Real, Baby
at 03/11/2024 06:27am
Why They Suck: Lou Reed and Laurie Anderson
at 03/04/2024 06:27am
An Argument About Nothing: “It’s Not Ronald Reagan’s Republican Party”
at 02/26/2024 06:27am
What We Did to Rachel Dolezal
at 02/19/2024 06:27am
Razor Wire Nation
at 02/12/2024 06:27am
Catharsis and Its Opposite. Or: What Is Art For?
at 02/05/2024 06:27am
DC and Shenandoah: Opposites and Complements
at 01/29/2024 06:27am
To Repress the News or Enact It
at 01/22/2024 06:27am
Warning! You’re Too Easily Triggered
at 01/15/2024 06:27am
Reality Will Do Fine in 2024, No Matter Who Wins
at 01/08/2024 06:27am
Inflection Point, Tipping Point, Turning Point, Point of No Return
at 12/25/2023 06:24am
Right-Wing Crackdowns on Free Expression are Creating a Better Left
at 12/21/2023 06:28am
Dance Dance Revolution
at 12/18/2023 06:27am
The Mediocrity of the Meritocracy
at 12/13/2023 06:26am
Top 10 Country Albums, 2023
at 12/04/2023 06:28am
Ayaan Hirsi Ali and the Politics of Spirituality
at 11/27/2023 06:28am
Together, We Can Stop the Scourge of Illegal Referenda
at 11/20/2023 06:28am
Your Condescension Will Not Save You
at 11/13/2023 06:28am
Why are the Humanities Declining?
at 11/06/2023 06:27am
You’ll Vote for Joe Biden
at 10/30/2023 06:27am
Rocks and Diamonds
at 10/23/2023 06:27am
Collective Agents, Collective Punishments
at 10/16/2023 06:27am
What's Gone Wrong is That Something’s Not Right
at 10/09/2023 06:24am
The Very Nature of Heterosexuality
at 10/02/2023 06:24am
Joe Biden’s Hard to Hate
at 09/25/2023 05:57am
Chrissie Hynde's Rock of Ages
at 09/18/2023 05:57am
Worshipping and Demonizing Elon Musk
at 09/11/2023 05:57am
Why Are We So Divided? Schismogenesis!
at 09/04/2023 05:57am
Classical Liberalism: Back, Again, With Even More Theory
at 08/28/2023 05:57am
Last Friday, All of American Music Merged into a Single Style
at 08/14/2023 05:57am
My Very Own Noun
at 08/07/2023 05:57am
The Biggest Threat to the Internet
at 07/31/2023 05:57am
Back Road Rap, Back Road WAP
at 07/24/2023 05:57am
Resounding: Delightful Funk of the Interregnum
at 07/17/2023 05:57am
Rural Regentrification
at 07/10/2023 05:57am
Systemic Denial
at 07/03/2023 05:57am
Toward the End of Her Life, My Mother Joyce Has, Intermittently, Found Joy
at 06/26/2023 05:57am
Blonde Goth
at 06/19/2023 05:55am
Moral Panickers, Counterfeit People, and Supreme Court Justices
at 05/22/2023 05:57am
EP Ingenues of Country Music
at 05/15/2023 05:57am
Suspending Psychology From the Sciences
at 05/08/2023 05:57am
Battle for the Nation's Soul: Report from the Front
at 05/01/2023 05:57am
What Do the Experts Say?
at 04/24/2023 05:57am
Let's Thank Jack Teixeira For His Leak
at 04/17/2023 05:57am
Toppling "Saddam"
at 04/10/2023 05:57am
Bluegrass as the Opposite of AI
at 04/03/2023 05:57am
The Atlantic's
War on Extremists Like Me
at 03/20/2023 05:57am
There’s Exactly One World
at 03/13/2023 05:57am
My Money’s On the Bots
at 03/06/2023 05:57am
America's Favorite Sport
at 02/27/2023 05:57am
Americans Must Decide If They’re Groomers Or Deniers
at 02/20/2023 05:57am
Don't You Come Back Without a Twelve-Point Buck
at 02/17/2023 05:57am
The Current Fad for Minimizing the Holocaust
at 02/08/2023 05:57am
A Real-Life
You People
at 02/06/2023 05:57am
Who Are the Domestic Terrorists?
at 01/30/2023 05:57am
Classified Documents and Partisan Twits
at 01/23/2023 05:57am
The Most American Experience: Buying a New Car
at 01/16/2023 05:57am
McCarthy's Speakership and the "Crisis of Democracy"
at 01/09/2023 05:57am
All the Feels
at 01/02/2023 05:57am
Our Kids Are Beginning to Seem Like Our Parents
at 12/26/2022 05:57am
The Mirrored Hypocrisies of Musk and Anti-Musk Forces
at 12/19/2022 05:57am
Even Xi Jinping Can't Delete Nothingness
at 12/12/2022 05:57am
Top 10 2022 Country Albums
at 12/05/2022 05:57am
Maria Ressa Has Switched Sides
at 11/28/2022 05:57am
Molding the Minds of Children
at 11/14/2022 05:57am
Country Music's Golden Decade
at 11/07/2022 05:55am
Let Musk Play With Twitter
at 10/31/2022 05:57am
Xi Jinping and the End of Ideology
at 10/25/2022 05:57am
If Loretta Lynn Went Avant-Garde
at 10/10/2022 05:57am
They're Playing Our (QAnon) Song!
at 09/26/2022 05:57am
Democrats Helping Ron DeSantis Win the Presidency in 2024
at 09/19/2022 05:57am
The Advantage of Hereditary Monarchy
at 09/12/2022 05:57am
What is Education For?, asks
The New York Times
at 09/05/2022 05:57am
Just Leave Me Here in the Fog
at 08/29/2022 05:57am
The Dark Brandon Saga Begins
at 08/22/2022 05:57am
Law Enforcement and Intelligence Agencies Determine Outcome of Elections
at 08/15/2022 05:57am
Resounding: John Anderson
at 08/08/2022 05:57am
Pistols and Roses
at 08/01/2022 05:55am
Thank God for Inflation
at 07/25/2022 05:57am
Why They Suck: Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel, Junior
at 07/18/2022 05:57am
The Answer, You Fuck
at 07/11/2022 05:57am
Resounding: Hank Jr.
at 07/04/2022 05:57am
The Supreme Court's Legitimacy
at 06/27/2022 05:57am
Freeing Philosophy From the Academy
at 06/20/2022 05:57am
Opinion Column as Villanelle
at 06/06/2022 05:57am
Our Shared Reality is Melting Down!
at 05/30/2022 05:55am
The Harder They Come at 50
at 05/23/2022 05:57am
Losing One's Senses
at 05/16/2022 05:58am
The Abortion Opinion and the Ninth Amendment
at 05/09/2022 05:57am
I Like it Rough
at 04/25/2022 05:57am
Lucian Satan, Son of Dave and the Future of Blues Harp
at 04/18/2022 05:57am
A Cynic Tries to Find a Slice of Hope
at 04/11/2022 05:57am
Celebrity Slapdown!
at 04/04/2022 05:57am
Originalism Won
at 03/28/2022 05:57am
When Governments Attack
at 03/21/2022 05:55am
The Importance of Being Jenny
at 03/16/2022 05:57am
CNN Recalls Why It Exists
at 03/07/2022 05:57am
Objective Truth
at 02/21/2022 05:57am
Zora and Me
at 02/14/2022 05:57am
Fallacy of the Blimp
at 02/07/2022 05:57am
Posterized:
The Tragedy of Macbeth
, Directed by Joel Coen
at 01/31/2022 05:57am
Returning to Elvis Costello
at 01/24/2022 05:57am
Boris Johnson's Little Scandals
at 01/17/2022 05:57am
Catmap
at 01/10/2022 05:57am
Political Partisanship Makes Morons
at 01/03/2022 05:57am
Lawyers v. Logicians
at 12/27/2021 05:55am
Posterized: The Power of the Dog
at 12/20/2021 05:57am
At Home With Adele
at 12/13/2021 05:57am
Country Top Ten 2021
at 12/06/2021 05:57am
Keep on Scratchin'
at 11/29/2021 05:57am
It Matters Where You See the Art
at 11/22/2021 05:59am
Why They Suck: The US Military
at 11/15/2021 05:57am
Yips and Twisties: Men and Mental Illness
at 11/08/2021 05:57am
"Let's Go Brandon" Shows that Language Can't Be Controlled
at 11/01/2021 05:57am
Atmosphere: a Hip-Hop Retrospective
at 10/25/2021 05:57am
Why They Suck: Diana, Princess of Wales
at 10/18/2021 05:57am
The Pandora Papers Show the World Hierarchy in Action
at 10/11/2021 05:57am
I Can't Reveal What This Column is About
at 10/04/2021 06:31am
To Infinity and Beyond!
at 09/27/2021 05:57am
Why Do We Talk?
at 09/20/2021 05:57am
The Jeopardy! Saga and the Soul of America
at 08/30/2021 05:57am
Winning Wars by Telling Stories
at 08/23/2021 05:57am
Diasporic Soul
at 08/16/2021 05:57am
Together We Are Walmart
at 08/09/2021 05:57am
Climate Change is Sublime
at 08/02/2021 05:55am
The Facebook Murders
at 07/19/2021 05:57am
Explainer: Haiti after the Assassination of Moïse
at 07/12/2021 05:57am
Another World Happiness Report Comes, and Goes
at 07/05/2021 05:57am
Posterized:
In the Heights
at 06/28/2021 05:57am
Black Women (Re)Turn to Roots Music
at 06/21/2021 05:57am
Michel Foucault Switches Sides
at 06/07/2021 01:04am
How Bad a President Was Trump?
at 05/31/2021 05:57am
Clinical Psychology is Definitely Not a Science
at 05/24/2021 05:57am
The Second Golden Age of Country Music is Back
at 05/17/2021 05:57am
The Rough and Fundamental Beauty of The Marfa Tapes
at 05/10/2021 05:57am
Posterized: Michael B. Jordan in Tom Clancy's Without Remorse
at 05/06/2021 05:57am
Vaccine Resisters Aren't Irrational
at 05/03/2021 05:57am
Listening to Eric Church's Heart and Soul
at 04/26/2021 05:57am
Learning Again this Spring to Love the World
at 04/19/2021 05:57am
Posterized: Louis Menand's Hill of Meaningless Beans
at 04/12/2021 05:55am
Why They Suck: Lucian Freud and Francis Bacon
at 04/05/2021 05:57am
Blaming Trump's Rhetoric for the Atlanta Killings
at 03/22/2021 05:55am
Killing Words
at 03/15/2021 05:57am
What it Was Like During the Brutal March 4 Incursion at the US Capitol
at 03/08/2021 05:57am
Racists vs. War-Mongers
at 03/01/2021 05:57am
Why TV Sports Talk is So Much Better than TV Political Talk
at 02/22/2021 05:57am
Stick a Fork in Mitch McConnell
at 02/15/2021 05:57am
Stockpiling Morgan Wallen
at 02/08/2021 05:57am
American Militarism is Liable to Destroy Itself
at 02/01/2021 05:57am
The Focus-Grouped Speeches of Biden and Harris
at 01/25/2021 05:57am
Transcript of Joseph R. Biden's Inaugural Address
at 01/18/2021 05:57am
Impeach Trump, But Don't Try to Silence Him
at 01/11/2021 05:57am
Squaring Up to the Death of Toots Hibbert
at 01/04/2021 05:55am
Trump Upended the Media
at 12/28/2020 05:57am
Facebook: Our Bland Doomsday Machine
at 12/21/2020 05:57am
The Persistence of Racism and the Role of Schlock Science
at 12/14/2020 05:57am
Trumpism as a Rural Identity Movement
at 12/07/2020 05:59am
2020 Country Top 10
at 11/30/2020 05:55am
Telling (and Selling) Stories
at 11/23/2020 05:57am
Chris Stapleton Punches Ticket to the Hall of Fame
at 11/16/2020 05:57am
Politics and Symbolic Bloat
at 11/09/2020 05:57am
Cosmic Politics and the Even Split
at 11/04/2020 08:05am
What America Means to Me
at 11/02/2020 05:59am
Black Men and White Women: The Ultimate Taboo
at 10/26/2020 05:57am
The Lesser Evil and the Art of Verbal Expression
at 10/23/2020 11:29am
Back to 1619
at 10/19/2020 05:57am
I Don’t Accept Science
at 10/12/2020 05:57am
Kamala Harris and Mike Pence are More Similar Than Different
at 10/08/2020 08:30am
Trump and COVID, the Non-Tragedy
at 10/05/2020 05:57am
Gender Treason and the Supreme Court
at 09/28/2020 05:58am
The Other Supreme Court Vacancy
at 09/21/2020 05:57am
Diana Rigg: First Name of Beauty
at 09/14/2020 05:55am
The Only Academic Who Mattered
at 09/07/2020 05:57am
College Administrators as Police, Students as Snitches
at 08/31/2020 05:57am
Resounding: Holly Dunn
at 08/24/2020 05:57am
Kamala Harris and the Triumphant Return of Empty Rhetoric
at 08/17/2020 05:57am
School is Everywhere Now. Are School Rules Everywhere Too?
at 08/10/2020 05:57am
What Would Karl Marx Say about Cultural Marxism?
at 08/03/2020 05:57am
Taylor Swift as the Soundtrack of a Father-Daughter Relationship
at 07/27/2020 05:57am
It's Not That Far From Memphis to Nashville
at 07/20/2020 05:57am
The Philosophical Conundrum of the Team Formerly Known as the Redskins
at 07/06/2020 05:59am
Anarchists!
at 06/29/2020 05:57am
Liberalism, Racism, and the White Unconscious
at 06/22/2020 05:57am
The CHAZ Has a History
at 06/15/2020 05:57am
Let This Moment Teach You Anti-Authoritarianism
at 06/08/2020 05:57am
Like the Peaceful Protests, the Violence is Political
at 06/01/2020 05:57am
Moral Problems of the Masked Era
at 05/25/2020 05:57am
Resounding: Betty Wright
at 05/18/2020 05:58am
Hate to Break it to You, But Fiction’s Not True
at 05/11/2020 05:57am
I Grew Up in the Drug Culture, and Sort of Miss It
at 05/04/2020 05:57am
Carry the Briefings, Even if They're Misinformation
at 04/27/2020 05:57am
Listening to All of John Prine
at 04/20/2020 05:57am
Tell Me What Success Is
at 04/13/2020 05:57am
The Virus and the Cult of Political Leadership
at 04/10/2020 08:40am
Resounding: The Persuasions
at 04/06/2020 05:57am
The House is the Mind
at 03/30/2020 05:55am
The Virus, the Individual, and the Collective
at 03/23/2020 05:57am
This Column Temporarily Closed Due to Coronavirus
at 03/16/2020 05:55am
The Prospect of Trump vs. Sanders Makes Me Gag
at 02/17/2020 05:57am
Why They Suck: Classical Music
at 02/03/2020 05:57am
Above the Law
at 01/27/2020 05:57am
Resounding: Betty Blowtorch
at 01/13/2020 05:57am
Will Write for Food
at 01/08/2020 05:57am
Fighting (and Killing) Ourselves
at 01/06/2020 05:57am
The Student as Uighur*
at 12/30/2019 05:57am
The Powerlessness of Positive Thinking
at 12/23/2019 05:57am
Trump, Tropes, and the Jews
at 12/16/2019 05:57am
The Conspiracy Theory is Fake News
at 12/09/2019 05:57am
Narwhal Horns and Moral Scorekeeping
at 12/02/2019 05:57am
Trumpism After Trump
at 11/25/2019 05:57am
Totalitarianism of Feelings
at 11/18/2019 05:55am
Staging the Self in Country Music
at 11/11/2019 05:57am
How to Represent a Mountain
at 11/04/2019 05:57am
His Pronouns are 'They' and 'Them'
at 10/28/2019 05:57am
Elizabeth Warren’s Big Loser in Debate
at 10/16/2019 09:31am
Resounding: Augustus Pablo
at 10/14/2019 05:55am
As Sanders and Biden Fade, Trump-Removal is Urgent
at 10/07/2019 05:55am
2020 Will Make 2016 Look Like a More Innocent Time
at 09/30/2019 05:57am
Free Speech: A Visceral Defense
at 09/23/2019 05:55am
Nostalgia for the Automobile
at 09/16/2019 05:57am
The Highwomen Redeem America (and Americana)
at 09/09/2019 05:57am
Op-Ed as Advertising
at 09/02/2019 05:57am
There’s No Such Thing as Electability
at 08/26/2019 05:55am
Weaponizing the Disconnect, or How to be a CNN Pundit
at 08/19/2019 05:57am
Jeffrey Epstein Didn’t Escape Justice
at 08/12/2019 05:57am
Mass Shootings and the Stories We Tell Each Other (and Ourselves)
at 08/05/2019 05:57am
The State of Country Music, 2019: Extreme Sexual Dimorphism
at 07/29/2019 05:57am
Art and Capitalism in Bentonville
at 07/22/2019 05:58am
It’s Hard to Believe in the Coming Apocalypse
at 07/15/2019 05:57am
Resounding: Ann Peebles
at 07/08/2019 05:57am
Brace Yourself for More Memes
at 07/01/2019 05:57am
Metrically Woke
at 06/24/2019 05:57am
A Homogenized World
at 06/20/2019 05:57am
Joe Biden, Rattletrap
at 06/03/2019 05:57am
Resounding:
Blue Angel
at 05/27/2019 05:57am
White Guys: Collectible, Electable
at 05/20/2019 05:57am
Smoke, Drink, and Eat as Much as You Like
at 05/13/2019 05:57am
Enough Authenticity for Anyone
at 05/06/2019 05:57am
In 2020, We Must Not Elect the Unelectable
at 04/29/2019 05:57am
The Male Aging Memoir: The Short Version
at 04/22/2019 05:57am
The Wrong Word
at 04/15/2019 05:57am
Resounding: The Kendalls
at 04/08/2019 05:57am
Apologizing for Whiteness
at 04/01/2019 05:57am
Resounding: The Bellamy Brothers
at 03/25/2019 05:55am
A Shot in the Darkness
at 03/18/2019 05:57am
Go Ahead and Have Babies (If You Want)
at 03/11/2019 05:57am
Mandating Freedom with a New Title IX
at 03/04/2019 05:57am
Hunting Humans, on Capitol Hill and on Campus
at 02/25/2019 05:57am
Intel Will Pick the Next President
at 02/18/2019 05:57am
The Excruciating Paradox of Anti-Art
at 02/15/2019 05:57am
Sexual Abuse and Political Power
at 02/11/2019 05:57am
Break the Glass Floor
at 02/04/2019 05:58am
Our Distinction from Nature
at 01/28/2019 05:58am
Solving Brexit Through Mereology
at 01/21/2019 05:57am
This Time It's Real: History Ends Again
at 01/14/2019 05:57am
Against Copyright
at 01/07/2019 05:57am
Beckoning God From His Fastness
at 12/24/2018 05:57am
Postmodern Country: 2018 Top 10
at 12/21/2018 01:42pm
Holidays and Gender
at 11/26/2018 05:57am
Political Cynicism is a Great American Tradition
at 11/19/2018 05:56am
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