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Napoleon Solo
at 11/29/2023 06:29am
Only Castles Burning
at 11/27/2023 06:29am
Floristree Season is Over
at 11/22/2023 06:29am
Greed, Gullets, and Guts
at 11/20/2023 06:29am
Hold On, Paul
at 11/15/2023 06:29am
Prime Kill
at 11/13/2023 06:29am
Lilies for Priscilla
at 11/08/2023 06:29am
Pre-Crash Sicko Now
at 11/06/2023 06:29am
Grenoble Heart Murder
at 11/01/2023 06:29am
Fear Dot Country
at 10/30/2023 06:29am
An Unmarried Woman at Work
at 10/25/2023 06:29am
On Marty Moon
at 10/23/2023 06:29am
Another American Remake
at 10/20/2023 06:29am
Bill Maher’s YouTube Confessional
at 10/16/2023 06:29am
Woody Guilt
at 10/12/2023 06:28am
Lying Dying Pony Soldier
at 10/10/2023 06:29am
David Byrne’s Movie Time
at 10/04/2023 06:29am
Everybody Loves Kramer
at 10/02/2023 06:29am
Kubrickian Hitchcockian Mediocrity
at 09/29/2023 06:29am
Vomiting Blood is Beautiful
at 09/27/2023 06:29am
Exclusive at the Rotunda Cinematheque
at 09/20/2023 06:29am
Kurt Cobain Not at the Movies
at 09/18/2023 06:29am
An American Greek in Corfu
at 09/13/2023 06:29am
Super Mario Contraband
at 09/11/2023 06:29am
Smack My Bitch Up
at 09/06/2023 06:29am
Eminem and Britney on the Silver Screen
at 09/04/2023 06:29am
American Westerns of 2007
at 08/30/2023 06:29am
Beached Madonna
at 08/28/2023 06:29am
Hollow Men of Hollywood
at 08/25/2023 06:29am
Movie Torture
at 08/21/2023 06:29am
The Last Decade of Film Exhibition
at 08/18/2023 06:29am
God's Children Sell Tickets
at 08/14/2023 06:29am
Harold & Kumar Discover America
at 08/09/2023 06:29am
Double Perf Double Take
at 08/07/2023 06:28am
Movie Puberty
at 08/04/2023 06:29am
Movie Mortality
at 08/02/2023 06:29am
Apocalypse Forever
at 07/26/2023 06:29am
Fetch the Barbie Cutters
at 07/24/2023 06:29am
Albert Brooks in the Material World
at 07/19/2023 06:29am
Rise of the Machines
at 07/17/2023 06:29am
Lightning Strikes!
at 07/14/2023 06:29am
Nancy Meyers Needs Money
at 07/10/2023 06:29am
Maid in Malibu
at 07/05/2023 06:29am
99% Faces
at 07/03/2023 06:29am
J-Law T-Boner
at 06/28/2023 06:29am
Solar Flop
at 06/26/2023 06:29am
Pussycats vs. Corporate America
at 06/21/2023 06:29am
Infectious Diseases in Cattle
at 06/19/2023 06:29am
Baby Just Talk to Me
at 06/14/2023 06:29am
No Sanctuary for Lost Boys
at 06/12/2023 06:29am
Sleeping with the Enemy
at 06/07/2023 06:29am
Grilling Winner in Real Time
at 06/05/2023 06:29am
Goodbye Gilded Soap
at 05/31/2023 06:29am
New York Eyes
at 05/29/2023 06:29am
Yeeting the Rich
at 05/24/2023 06:29am
Master at Rest
at 05/22/2023 06:29am
Itsa Me, Finally
at 05/17/2023 06:29am
Guttenberg Kill Squad
at 05/15/2023 06:29am
A Pigeon’s POV
at 05/10/2023 06:29am
Was the Fourth With You?
at 05/08/2023 06:29am
Little Nicky in Baltimore
at 05/03/2023 06:29am
Wha Happen?
at 05/01/2023 06:29am
Little Nicky in Union Square
at 04/28/2023 06:28am
Tucker Snake Eyes
at 04/26/2023 06:29am
Ari Aster and the Millennial Sledgehammer
at 04/21/2023 12:43pm
Joke Butt Roulette
at 04/19/2023 06:29am
Three Years Don’t Make a Day
at 04/17/2023 06:29am
Boys Were Bad
at 04/12/2023 06:29am
Air Affleck
at 04/10/2023 06:29am
Orange Fingerprints
at 04/05/2023 06:29am
Smokes Let's Go
at 04/03/2023 06:29am
Silver's Chilly Scenes
at 03/29/2023 06:29am
Ban All Social Media
at 03/27/2023 06:29am
Let Miss Marianne In
at 03/22/2023 06:29am
Quaint Running Mates
at 03/20/2023 06:29am
The Second Real Oscars of the 2020s
at 03/15/2023 06:29am
What’s Your Favorite Scary Movie?
at 03/13/2023 06:29am
In a World That Doesn't Exist
at 03/08/2023 06:29am
On Her Majesty’s Silly Service
at 03/06/2023 06:29am
Blood Chuckle
at 03/01/2023 06:29am
For Your Eyes Only
at 02/27/2023 06:29am
Cheap Shots with Keanu
at 02/22/2023 06:29am
Cherry Fantasy
at 02/20/2023 06:29am
The Silver Stratosphere
at 02/15/2023 06:29am
Vinyl Nightmare
at 02/13/2023 06:29am
Crystal Knock
at 02/10/2023 06:29am
Julia's Big Bus
at 02/06/2023 06:29am
Y2K XXX
at 02/01/2023 06:29am
Cronenberg Clone Blood
at 01/30/2023 06:29am
Bill Nighy Dies Another Day
at 01/25/2023 06:29am
Widescreen Lint Roller
at 01/23/2023 06:29am
It's Too Real
at 01/20/2023 06:31am
Burt Makes it Big
at 01/18/2023 06:29am
Red Elephants
at 01/16/2023 06:29am
Doll Hairs
at 01/13/2023 06:29am
Cinema So Below
at 01/09/2023 06:29am
One Last Saturday Night at the Parkway
at 01/04/2023 06:29am
Noah Baumbach's Expiration Date
at 01/02/2023 06:29am
Early Memories of Butt-Head
at 12/30/2022 06:29am
Silence is Golden
at 12/28/2022 06:29am
Robin Williams’ Silver Heart
at 12/26/2022 06:29am
Brendan Fraser Sees the Light
at 12/23/2022 06:29am
McDonald’s Breakfast with Adam Sandler
at 12/21/2022 06:29am
Elvis Mitchell's Back Pages
at 12/20/2022 06:29am
Loving
The Phantom Menace
at 12/19/2022 06:29am
The Sleepless Circus
at 12/14/2022 06:29am
Do You Remember That Saturday Night?
at 12/12/2022 06:29am
Bowfinger’s Bad Fur Day
at 12/09/2022 06:29am
Sneakin’ Around
at 12/07/2022 06:29am
Fiennes Cut
at 12/05/2022 06:29am
1999 Spaceships in the Sunshine
at 12/02/2022 06:29am
What Was Your Favorite Part?
at 11/30/2022 06:29am
Mona Lisa Scowl
at 11/28/2022 06:29am
Five Fingers for Posterity
at 11/23/2022 06:29am
I Know Who Did It
at 11/21/2022 06:29am
Skin Grift
at 11/18/2022 06:29am
James Gray’s Personals
at 11/14/2022 06:29am
Nowhere Man of Sugar Street
at 11/09/2022 06:29am
Quentin Speculating
at 11/07/2022 06:29am
Wound of
Tár
at 11/02/2022 06:29am
Glass Eagle
at 10/31/2022 06:29am
The Ice Desert
at 10/26/2022 06:29am
Curb Your Sadness
at 10/24/2022 06:29am
Mothers and Daughters
at 10/19/2022 06:29am
Pills and Medicine
at 10/17/2022 06:29am
The Pure Cinema of
Heat
at 10/12/2022 06:29am
Canterbury Glass
at 10/10/2022 06:29am
Electric Eye Care
at 10/05/2022 06:29am
Blunt Ambition
at 10/03/2022 06:29am
Mud Pies with Birdy
at 09/28/2022 06:29am
A Typist at Auschwitz
at 09/26/2022 06:29am
Once You Leak a Video
at 09/21/2022 06:29am
Pearl's Maggot Memories
at 09/19/2022 06:29am
Jean-Luc Godard Was the World’s Greatest Artist
at 09/15/2022 06:28am
Freak Scene
at 09/12/2022 06:29am
Bless Your Heart
at 09/07/2022 06:29am
Lena Dunham’s Tip
at 09/05/2022 06:29am
The Endless Pain of Actors
at 08/31/2022 06:29am
Secret Angels
at 08/29/2022 06:29am
George Peppard, Half a Double Man
at 08/26/2022 06:29am
Popping the Orange Blimp
at 08/22/2022 06:29am
Cocaine Parlays with Hal Ashby
at 08/17/2022 06:29am
Brain Games
at 08/15/2022 06:29am
Karenology
at 08/12/2022 06:29am
The Passion of Charlotte
at 08/08/2022 06:29am
Broadcast Zaslav
at 08/05/2022 06:29am
Dealing in Dull and Dark Times
at 08/01/2022 06:29am
Nope
's New Clothes
at 07/27/2022 06:29am
Claire Denis’ Loveline
at 07/25/2022 06:29am
Trial Run Life
at 07/20/2022 06:29am
Remaking the Monkey Man
at 07/18/2022 06:29am
The Filthiest People Alive
at 07/13/2022 06:29am
The Joy of Gru
at 07/12/2022 06:29am
Pouring Gasoline on Graves
at 07/06/2022 06:29am
HBO Max is the Only Serious Streaming Service
at 07/04/2022 06:29am
Ottessa Moshfegh’s Glorious Misery
at 06/29/2022 06:29am
Elvis
is a Shimmering, Hollow High
at 06/27/2022 06:29am
Starman on the Highway
at 06/22/2022 06:29am
Dispatches from the Mood in America
at 06/20/2022 06:29am
Nothing Much Has Changed
at 06/17/2022 06:29am
Your Cheating Heart
at 06/13/2022 06:29am
Michael Cimino’s Vindication
at 06/08/2022 06:29am
David Cronenberg’s Cold Cuts
at 06/06/2022 06:29am
Maverick in Middle Management
at 06/01/2022 06:29am
Dead American Satires
at 05/30/2022 06:29am
Male Fraud
at 05/25/2022 06:29am
Don't Be Faithful to Stephen King
at 05/23/2022 06:29am
The Last Twitter Artist
at 05/18/2022 06:29am
No You First
at 05/16/2022 06:29am
Growing Old and Dying Together
at 05/11/2022 06:29am
Lil Mama
at 05/09/2022 06:29am
Full Tilt Vega
at 05/06/2022 06:29am
The Tide of Terror That Swept America
at 05/02/2022 06:29am
Twitter Goes Gray
at 04/27/2022 06:29am
Mirror Play with Nicolas Cage
at 04/25/2022 06:29am
Don’t Wait for Your Mother
at 04/20/2022 06:29am
Time Trap
at 04/18/2022 06:29am
Homage Hell
at 04/13/2022 06:29am
The Grace of Cars Exploding
at 04/11/2022 06:29am
Scream for Me
at 04/08/2022 06:29am
The Burden of Judd Apatow
at 04/04/2022 06:29am
Reams Out of Orbit
at 03/30/2022 06:29am
Seven Million New Yorkers Hit by Euphoria
at 03/28/2022 06:29am
Busch Whacked
at 03/23/2022 06:29am
Man is the Animal of Man
at 03/21/2022 06:29am
Sing and Suck
at 03/16/2022 06:29am
Beg Like Ceaușescu
at 03/14/2022 06:29am
The Batman
is the Best Superhero Movie Since Sam Raimi’s
Spider-Man
at 03/09/2022 06:29am
Rugs and Reptiles
at 03/07/2022 06:29am
Claudette Colbert on the Rack
at 03/04/2022 06:29am
Euphoria
and Beating the TV Disease
at 02/28/2022 06:29am
Queen Elizabeth’s Coronavirus Diaries
at 02/23/2022 06:29am
The Last Millennial Movie
at 02/21/2022 06:29am
Steven Soderbergh’s Pandemic Trilogy
at 02/18/2022 06:29am
Flat Tired
at 02/16/2022 06:29am
Psychotic Neurotic Embarrassing Warmongering
at 02/14/2022 06:29am
Round Robin
at 02/09/2022 06:29am
Anatomy Anarchy
at 02/07/2022 06:29am
The Passion of the Carnie
at 02/02/2022 06:29am
Mountain Time
at 01/31/2022 06:29am
The Screaming Mouth of History
at 01/26/2022 06:29am
Icons Are Made of Mud
at 01/24/2022 06:29am
Corona 3
at 01/21/2022 06:29am
Range Love
at 01/17/2022 06:29am
Manhattan Murder Mystery
at 01/12/2022 06:29am
Four Days Since Yesterday
at 01/10/2022 06:29am
Donuts with a Barely Legal Eagle
at 01/05/2022 06:29am
Mr. Anderson, Step Away from the Bong
at 01/03/2022 06:29am
I’m Seeing Green
at 12/29/2021 06:29am
Heaven's Gate
at 12/27/2021 06:29am
Peggy at the AMC
at 12/20/2021 06:29am
The Vices and Virtues of
Succession
at 12/15/2021 06:29am
My Rite with Maud
at 12/13/2021 06:29am
No Hope Soldiers
at 12/08/2021 06:29am
Growl of Benedetta
at 12/06/2021 06:29am
Gremlin Gunners of 1943
at 12/02/2021 06:28am
Neon Grief
at 12/01/2021 06:29am
Family Fire
at 11/30/2021 06:29am
American Splendor
at 11/24/2021 06:29am
Revelations in Three-Strip Technicolor
at 11/22/2021 06:29am
Moving Images Must Talk
at 11/19/2021 06:29am
The Troubles with Buddy
at 11/15/2021 06:30am
My Statement on Statements
at 11/10/2021 06:29am
Soho No Go
at 11/08/2021 06:30am
Journey to the End of Ennui
at 11/03/2021 06:29am
Fade Into UI
at 11/01/2021 06:29am
Technicolor and Nothing Else
at 10/27/2021 06:29am
Massaging Our Panhandle
at 10/25/2021 06:29am
The Rehabilitating Mr. Trump
at 10/20/2021 06:29am
Superman is a Fictional Character
at 10/18/2021 06:29am
Just Say No 2021
at 10/13/2021 06:28am
Sons of Hitchcock
at 10/11/2021 06:29am
Auto De Fuck?
at 10/06/2021 06:29am
Carroll Baker’s Journey to Italy
at 10/04/2021 06:29am
Vain Check
at 09/29/2021 06:29am
Bent Cop Turning
at 09/27/2021 06:29am
Macho Full of Grace
at 09/22/2021 06:29am
Speed Mitzvah
at 09/20/2021 06:29am
Paul Schrader’s Torture Chamber
at 09/15/2021 06:29am
The MK-Ultra Thriller
at 09/13/2021 06:29am
Waiting for That Black Swan
at 09/08/2021 06:29am
The Queen Isn’t Dead Yet
at 09/06/2021 06:29am
Pulp Roulette
at 09/01/2021 06:29am
Hong Stays Still
at 08/30/2021 06:29am
In Like Flynn in Burma
at 08/25/2021 06:29am
Rambling, Scrambling Joes
at 08/23/2021 06:29am
Hanging Puppets in Gallic Purgatory
at 08/18/2021 06:29am
Cream Cheese Queen
at 08/16/2021 06:29am
Come As You Were
at 08/13/2021 06:29am
The Coronavirus Wishbone
at 08/09/2021 06:29am
Tapers Off, Hammers On
at 08/04/2021 06:29am
The Final Rounds of Duke and McQ
at 08/02/2021 06:29am
Death Comes Faster Than You Think
at 07/30/2021 06:29am
On the Snout
at 07/26/2021 06:29am
The Not-So-Novel Coronavirus
at 07/21/2021 06:29am
The 148 Tweets of Zola
at 07/19/2021 06:29am
No Reprieve for Emma Küsters
at 07/14/2021 06:29am
Are You Scared of Feet?
at 07/12/2021 06:29am
The Last Studio Comedy is
Let’s Be Cops
at 07/09/2021 06:29am
Branson Blasts Off
at 07/05/2021 06:29am
Jean Harlow’s Slim Pickings
at 06/30/2021 06:29am
Aliens Exist (?)
at 06/28/2021 06:29am
Video Nasty Fun
at 06/23/2021 06:29am
Bye Macho
at 06/21/2021 06:29am
Congratulations or Sorry That Happened
at 06/18/2021 06:29am
I Know You Don't Want It
at 06/14/2021 06:29am
Bozo Bezos and Brother in Space
at 06/09/2021 06:29am
American Spiritual Rot Continues
at 06/07/2021 06:29am
Aspect Ratio Awareness
at 06/03/2021 06:28am
Good People
at 06/02/2021 06:29am
No More Reluctant James Bonds
at 05/26/2021 06:29am
Organized Confusion
at 05/24/2021 06:29am
CDC Passes the Buck Once Again
at 05/19/2021 06:29am
We Must Talk About the Situation in Palestine
at 05/17/2021 06:29am
Invisible Money and Missile Men
at 05/10/2021 06:29am
Money Makes the World Burn Down
at 05/05/2021 06:29am
Hate is Like a Loaded Gun
at 05/03/2021 06:29am
Very Public Relations
at 04/28/2021 06:29am
A Kiss Over Coke and Froyo
at 04/26/2021 06:29am
The Line Was Too Long
at 04/21/2021 06:29am
Here and Nowhere Else
at 04/19/2021 06:29am
Rehabilitating the Fortunate Son
at 04/14/2021 06:29am
Reservations, Restorations, and Inoculations
at 04/12/2021 06:29am
Goodbye, Landmark 7
at 04/09/2021 06:29am
Treasure and Death
at 04/06/2021 06:29am
The Impossibility of
The Big Chill
Today
at 04/05/2021 06:29am
Qualm?
at 03/31/2021 06:29am
Cinema Coast to Coast
at 03/29/2021 06:29am
Chip Rations Make Me Silver (Semiconductors Running Out On Us)
at 03/24/2021 06:29am
Head Like a Hole
at 03/22/2021 06:29am
Greaves on the National Black Political Convention
at 03/17/2021 06:29am
Attention All Capitalist Realism Shoppers
at 03/15/2021 06:29am
Tender Comrades
at 03/10/2021 06:29am
Joe Biden Should Resume Daily COVID-19 Briefings
at 03/08/2021 06:29am
Do Go On With Your Very Bad Self
at 03/03/2021 06:29am
The Potato Heads Have Always Been Gender-Fluid
at 03/01/2021 06:29am
J&R Superjail
at 02/24/2021 06:29am
Herd Max Slash Minimum Wait Immunity
at 02/22/2021 06:29am
Oyler's Fake and Switch
at 02/17/2021 06:29am
Olive Oyl and the Fantastic Made Flesh
at 02/15/2021 06:29am
Double Death Masque 2021
at 02/10/2021 06:29am
The All Seeing Eye Emoji
at 02/08/2021 06:29am
Bring Out the Dancing Skeletons
at 02/05/2021 06:29am
Stab Me in the Front
at 02/01/2021 06:29am
I Spit On This Movie
at 01/27/2021 06:29am
Sanders’ Spiritual Recess
at 01/25/2021 06:29am
Trump L'oeil
at 01/20/2021 06:29am
Trump in the Leisure Seat
at 01/18/2021 06:29am
160 Hours
at 01/13/2021 06:29am
Year of Nothing Doing
at 01/11/2021 06:29am
How to Marry a Bean Dad
at 01/06/2021 06:29am
2021 Has Had It Too Good For Too Long
at 01/04/2021 06:29am
Here We Are, Alone Forever
at 12/30/2020 06:29am
Mea Coppolas
at 12/28/2020 06:29am
Alien Observers
at 12/23/2020 06:29am
Rupi Kaur Writes Speedball Poetry
at 12/21/2020 06:29am
Solidarity Never
at 12/16/2020 06:29am
Serenity Now
at 12/14/2020 06:29am
Father Knows Nothing
at 12/11/2020 06:29am
The Movie Theater Isn't Dead
at 12/07/2020 06:29am
The Work of
City Hall
at 12/02/2020 06:29am
Melt Like So Much Makeup
at 11/30/2020 06:29am
The Spiritual Evacuation of
Ham on Rye
at 11/25/2020 06:29am
Optical Neglect
at 11/23/2020 06:29am
Leaving Home for Hell
at 11/18/2020 06:29am
Pre-Post-Pandemic Purgatory Now
at 11/16/2020 06:29am
Reagan and Curtiz’s Fantasia of Sacrifice
at 11/11/2020 06:29am
Don’t Even Think About Cheating On My Daughter
at 11/09/2020 06:28am
Blowing in the Win
at 11/06/2020 06:29am
No Methadone for the Media
at 11/02/2020 06:29am
Borat Make Again Good America
at 10/28/2020 06:29am
Drums Along the Hudson
at 10/26/2020 06:29am
Rehabilitating Miranda July
at 10/21/2020 06:29am
Posthumous Pop Culture Purgatory Now
at 10/19/2020 06:29am
The Parent Attack
at 10/14/2020 06:29am
500 Hours to Midnight
at 10/12/2020 06:29am
Regal Manners and Movieland Mirages
at 10/07/2020 06:29am
Donald Trump Doesn’t Have COVID-19
at 10/05/2020 06:29am
Joe Biden's Death on the Installment Plan
at 10/02/2020 06:29am
Midnight USA
at 09/28/2020 06:29am
When Social Media Collapses
at 09/23/2020 06:29am
Ruth Bader Ginsburg in Hell
at 09/21/2020 06:29am
Who Will Give Us
Head
?
at 09/18/2020 06:29am
Straight Shot Express
at 09/14/2020 06:29am
Charlie Kaufman Burns Out
at 09/09/2020 06:29am
Seven Things That Will Happen in the Next Seven Months
at 09/07/2020 06:29am
No Time for
Tenet
at 09/04/2020 06:29am
America, a Galaxy of Pain
at 08/31/2020 06:29am
Coke Gets in Your Eyes
at 08/26/2020 06:29am
Popular Democracy and Its Discontents
at 08/24/2020 06:29am
This is the End of Your Life
at 08/19/2020 06:29am
Bedsheet Eyes
at 08/17/2020 06:29am
Every Day I Die
at 08/12/2020 06:29am
College is Closed Forever
at 08/10/2020 06:29am
Famine Makes the World Go Round
at 08/05/2020 06:29am
Reparations in Uppercase
at 08/03/2020 06:29am
Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?
at 07/29/2020 06:29am
Charlie Kaufman Faceplants with
Antkind
at 07/27/2020 06:29am
Michael Brooks Was the Most Promising American Journalist of His Generation
at 07/22/2020 06:29am
What If This Never Ends?
at 07/20/2020 06:29am
The Quibbits Question
at 07/17/2020 06:29am
Don’t Forget to Tip the Golden Calf
at 07/15/2020 06:29am
Four Months Don’t Make a Day
at 07/13/2020 06:29am
No Guts, No Glory
at 07/08/2020 06:29am
Fingertip Justice
at 07/06/2020 06:29am
Jon Stewart’s Moment of Myosis
at 07/01/2020 06:11am
Flying with Fishscale
at 06/29/2020 06:29am
Da Last Detail
at 06/26/2020 06:29am
Death Clock Ticking on the Turning Gate
at 06/22/2020 06:29am
Roman Candles
at 06/19/2020 06:29am
Atrocity Exhibition 2020
at 06/15/2020 06:29am
Goofication of Justice
at 06/10/2020 06:29am
The Checklists of Hong Sang-soo
at 06/08/2020 06:29am
Blue Mold and Black Squares
at 06/03/2020 06:29am
For Irm Hermann
at 06/01/2020 06:29am
A Holocaust in Slow Motion
at 05/29/2020 06:29am
Biodome Blues
at 05/27/2020 06:29am
Choose Your Own Adventure
at 05/20/2020 06:29am
Judge, Jury, Usher, and Executioner
at 05/18/2020 06:29am
Popping the Blister of Parochial Paralysis
at 05/13/2020 06:29am
Loach's Law
at 05/11/2020 06:29am
The Roo, the Mon, and the Benny
at 05/08/2020 06:29am
Every Mane For Itself
at 05/06/2020 06:29am
Dark Souls
at 05/04/2020 06:29am
For a Few Cutlets More
at 05/01/2020 06:29am
Twee Quar
at 04/29/2020 06:29am
The No Politics of Quarantine
at 04/27/2020 06:29am
Feathers, Flight, and Mexican Coke
at 04/24/2020 06:29am
C*nt
at 04/22/2020 06:29am
Letter to Bernie
at 04/20/2020 06:29am
Stuck-On Solidarity
at 04/15/2020 06:29am
The No Future of Vision
at 04/13/2020 06:29am
Gathering of the Post-Traumatic
at 04/08/2020 06:29am
A Benevolent Bronson
at 04/06/2020 06:29am
Roam If You Want To
at 04/01/2020 06:29am
Bob Dylan’s 2007 Dream
at 03/30/2020 06:29am
Slow Motion Annihilation
at 03/25/2020 06:29am
Grindhouse 2020
at 03/23/2020 06:29am
No Panacea for a Pandemic
at 03/18/2020 06:29am
MAGAmerican Massacre 2020
at 03/16/2020 06:29am
On the Way Down
at 03/11/2020 06:29am
Tanner Stans
at 03/09/2020 06:29am
Embers Inert
at 03/06/2020 06:29am
An Elephant Spilling Tea
at 03/02/2020 06:29am
Guilt Trips with Claude Chabrol
at 02/28/2020 06:29am
Restocking Medicine Cabinets at Miramax
at 02/24/2020 06:29am
Gotta Go Fast
at 02/19/2020 06:29am
Downer Body Freeze Out
at 02/17/2020 06:29am
Brick Houses in the Hollywood Hills
at 02/12/2020 06:29am
Lady Joker's Junk
at 02/10/2020 06:29am
The Iowa Caucus Did Not Take Place
at 02/07/2020 06:29am
Donkey Demerits
at 02/03/2020 06:29am
Have a Corona
at 01/29/2020 06:29am
Ritchie Ruffians
at 01/27/2020 06:29am
How Can Anyone Hate Adam Sandler?
at 01/24/2020 06:29am
Coming Up, Coming Home
at 01/20/2020 06:29am
The End of Political Performance
at 01/17/2020 06:29am
1917
is an Impotent Imperialist Lie
at 01/13/2020 06:29am
The Case Against Elizabeth Warren
at 01/08/2020 06:29am
Woody in the Doghouse
at 01/06/2020 06:29am
Speed Kills But Beauty Lives Forever
at 01/01/2020 06:29am
A Necessary Utopia
at 12/30/2019 06:29am
Female Bubble
at 12/27/2019 06:29am
The Wrecking Crew
at 12/23/2019 06:29am
Lots of Laughs in Hell
at 12/20/2019 06:29am
Richard Respecting Authority
at 12/16/2019 06:29am
The Marriage Report
at 12/11/2019 06:29am
Snore on the Water
at 12/09/2019 06:29am
You Played Yourself
at 12/04/2019 06:29am
One Paints, the Other Pays
at 12/02/2019 06:29am
Numb the Fuck Away
at 11/27/2019 06:28am
Cardigan Charlatan
at 11/25/2019 06:29am
Kangaroo Court in Atlanta
at 11/22/2019 06:29am
Magic Marker Cover-up
at 11/18/2019 06:29am
Taibbi Caught Between Eras
at 11/15/2019 06:29am
Hotsy Totsy Newborn Nazi
at 11/11/2019 06:29am
Movie Palace Cement
at 11/07/2019 06:28am
Pull Up the Roots
at 11/06/2019 06:29am
Rudderless Norton
at 11/04/2019 06:29am
Port Authority
at 10/30/2019 06:29am
Seoul Suckers
at 10/28/2019 06:29am
Soderbergh’s Threadbare Exercise
at 10/25/2019 06:29am
Throbbing Glory
at 10/23/2019 06:29am
Trudeau and Obama, the Perfect Incrementalist Couple
at 10/18/2019 06:29am
Easier Than Reading Wikipedia
at 10/14/2019 06:29am
Ellen DeGeneres Doesn’t Care About Iraq
at 10/09/2019 06:29am
No One's Laughing Now
at 10/07/2019 06:29am
Shatter Silicon Valley
at 10/02/2019 06:29am
No Critique in the Castle
at 09/30/2019 06:29am
There Are No "Elites" in Space
at 09/25/2019 06:29am
Bleeding Heart Leakers
at 09/23/2019 06:29am
Panic in the Beltway
at 09/18/2019 06:29am
Strangling
The Goldfinch
at 09/16/2019 06:29am
Land of the Lost
at 09/11/2019 06:29am
Angel Out of Time
at 09/09/2019 06:29am
Like Me Not
at 09/04/2019 06:29am
Bart Freundlich’s
After the Wedding
is Unsuccessful and Inhuman
at 09/02/2019 06:29am
Fat Master and His Murders
at 08/30/2019 06:29am
The Despair of an Empty Cup
at 08/26/2019 06:29am
Reparations Are Necessary in America
at 08/21/2019 06:29am
Platitudes on the Loose
at 08/19/2019 06:29am
Burning Bernie
at 08/14/2019 06:29am
Mr. Friendly David Crosby
at 08/12/2019 06:29am
Streaming Sans Soleil
at 08/07/2019 06:29am
Sharon Full of Grace
at 08/05/2019 06:29am
Bye Bye Nai Nai
at 07/31/2019 06:29am
Quentin's Playhouse Prayer
at 07/29/2019 06:29am
Fear Does Not Exist in This Dojo
at 07/26/2019 06:29am
Thank God for Peak Podcast
at 07/22/2019 06:29am
Zuckerberg in Alphaville
at 07/17/2019 06:29am
American Vomitorium
at 07/15/2019 06:29am
The Gaslight Solstice of
Midsommar
at 07/10/2019 06:29am
Whiteout in a Heat Wave
at 07/08/2019 06:29am
There's No Reason Marianne Williamson Can't Be President
at 07/03/2019 06:29am
Yesterday
For Everyone
at 07/01/2019 06:29am
Saccharine Stiffs in Submission
at 06/28/2019 06:29am
The Emotional Terrorism of
Paris, Texas
at 06/26/2019 06:29am
Dying Nowhere Slow
at 06/21/2019 06:29am
Braindead Air
at 06/17/2019 06:01am
Leaking Tapes for Charity
at 06/12/2019 06:29am
Consider Advertorial Cinema
at 06/07/2019 06:29am
I've Seen This Movie Too Many Goddamn Times
at 06/03/2019 06:29am
Yawn Fiction
at 05/29/2019 06:29am
Wild Nights with Inspector Pikachu
at 05/27/2019 06:29am
Movies Worth a Life
at 05/22/2019 06:29am
Broad Castration
at 05/20/2019 06:29am
This Boring Boulder
at 05/15/2019 06:29am
Marion's Media Map
at 05/13/2019 06:29am
Withering Heights
at 05/08/2019 06:29am
Unspooled with Jamie Stewart
at 05/06/2019 06:29am
Shoot for the Moon, Land on the Sun
at 05/01/2019 06:29am
Insane Comedy Prejudice
at 04/29/2019 06:29am
Condescending Baltimore
at 04/24/2019 06:29am
Suffer Through
Her Smell
at 04/22/2019 06:29am
Blinded by the White
at 04/19/2019 06:29am
Bye Bye Life
at 04/15/2019 06:29am
Eric Copeland Consumer Guide
at 04/10/2019 06:29am
In Praise of No Meat Space
at 04/08/2019 06:29am
Cow Tipping
at 04/03/2019 06:29am
Harmony in the Sandbox
at 04/01/2019 06:29am
Frontline
's Final Fantasy
at 03/27/2019 06:29am
The Mess of
Us
at 03/25/2019 06:29am
Brotherly Love and Trap Hi-Hats
at 03/20/2019 06:29am
Bye Bye Cinema
at 03/18/2019 06:29am
Five Songs My Brother Sent Me
at 03/13/2019 06:29am
No Interest in Chrome Country
at 03/11/2019 06:29am
Women Walk the Plank
at 03/06/2019 06:29am
Grousing Over
Greta
at 03/04/2019 06:29am
End of Cinema
at 02/27/2019 06:29am
I Can’t Fucking Wait Until Joe Biden Dies
at 02/25/2019 06:29am
Burn the Oscar Shorts
at 02/20/2019 06:29am
Cosh and Dosh
at 02/18/2019 06:29am
Buoys
Blows
at 02/14/2019 06:28am
What No One Wants
at 02/13/2019 06:29am
Xiu Xiu’s Basket of Barbed Wire
at 02/11/2019 06:29am
He's Going to Win Again
at 02/06/2019 06:29am
Rusted Valor
at 02/04/2019 06:29am
Burned by the Glare
at 01/30/2019 06:29am
Love Disposal
at 01/28/2019 06:29am
To Flip It and Reverse It
at 01/23/2019 06:29am
Not Feline This
at 01/21/2019 06:29am
The Shit Cat Sails On
at 01/16/2019 06:29am
On the Basis of Biopics
at 01/14/2019 06:29am
Scarlet Letters and Gray Pulp
at 01/09/2019 06:29am
On Motherfucker
at 01/07/2019 06:29am
The Sun is Shit
at 01/02/2019 06:29am
Blood Runs Cold on
Beale Street
at 12/31/2018 06:29am
Roma
is Pedestrian Trash
at 12/27/2018 06:29am
Beyond Netflix
at 12/24/2018 06:29am
Kavanaugh Caricature Gets Hero’s Welcome
at 12/19/2018 06:29am
Spree on the Vox Populi
at 12/17/2018 06:29am
Armond White Against the World
at 12/12/2018 06:29am
Ugly Men Ruin Lives
at 12/10/2018 06:29am
The Ugly Gold Man
at 12/05/2018 06:29am
The Messy Handoff
at 12/03/2018 06:30am
Reacharound Across the Aisle
at 11/28/2018 06:29am
Green Book
: Too Dumb Even for the Oscars
at 11/26/2018 06:29am
Surplus Poses (#21)
at 11/23/2018 06:29am
Surplus Poses (#20)
at 11/19/2018 06:29am
Absolutely No Sleep
at 11/14/2018 06:29am
Bad Boys
at 11/12/2018 06:29am
The Existential Evisceration of Trump Voters
at 11/08/2018 06:29am
Film Review:
Can You Ever Forgive Me?
is Refreshingly Bleak
at 11/05/2018 06:29am
Facebook 451
at 10/31/2018 06:29am
Token Nineties Song
at 10/29/2018 06:29am
Out With the In Crowd
at 10/24/2018 06:29am
Surplus Poses (#19)
at 10/22/2018 06:29am
Can Anyone Defeat Trump in 2020?
at 10/17/2018 06:29am
Damien Chazelle’s Crew Cut Conservatism
at 10/15/2018 06:29am
Firing
Ohio
at 10/10/2018 06:29am
Surplus Poses (#18)
at 10/08/2018 06:29am
The Novel in a Niche
at 10/05/2018 06:29am
Film Review:
Blaze
is Punishingly Boring
at 10/01/2018 06:29am
Surplus Poses (#17)
at 09/26/2018 06:29am
The Cruel Banality of
Life Itself
at 09/24/2018 06:29am
Americans Should Vote for Supreme Court Nominees
at 09/19/2018 06:29am
Cedric Bixler-Zavala: Speechwriter
at 09/17/2018 06:29am
Quiet Eyes for Grouper
at 09/12/2018 06:29am
Film Review: Female Agency in
Puzzle
at 09/10/2018 06:29am
Film Review:
The Last Movie
Was Forgotten for a Reason
at 09/07/2018 06:29am
The Notorious Bird Scooters
at 09/03/2018 06:29am
They Will Be Missed
at 08/29/2018 06:29am
Chapo’s Road to Irrelevance
at 08/27/2018 06:29am
No Conclusion
at 08/24/2018 06:29am
Surplus Poses (#16)
at 08/20/2018 06:29am
Film Review: The Unexpected Po-Mo Tautology of
Teen Titans Go! To the Movies
at 08/15/2018 06:29am
Capes Off, Helmets On
at 08/13/2018 06:29am
Film Review:
Three Identical Strangers
Should Write Itself
at 08/08/2018 06:29am
Film Review: The Confident Realism of
Blindspotting
at 08/06/2018 06:29am
Film Review:
Eighth Grade
= 😢
at 08/01/2018 06:29am
Love is All Around
at 07/27/2018 06:29am
Beyond the Beyond
at 07/25/2018 06:29am
On a Plain
at 07/18/2018 06:29am
Film Review:
Leave No Trace
Mercifully Free of Flashbacks
at 07/16/2018 06:29am
Days of Heaving at the DNC
at 07/04/2018 06:29am
The Purple Prose of
The Happy Ending
at 07/02/2018 06:29am
Film Review: Savoring the Passage of Time in
24 Frames
at 06/29/2018 06:29am
No Quarter for Trump Supporters
at 06/25/2018 06:29am
Trash Can Skyline
at 06/22/2018 06:29am
Innocence Paralysis in
Count the Hours
at 06/18/2018 06:29am
Fat Man and Big Boy
at 06/13/2018 06:29am
Dope Pissing Up a Rope
at 06/11/2018 06:29am
Film Review:
First Reformed
is Bone-Chilling
at 06/06/2018 06:29am
Enter the Age Of
at 06/04/2018 06:29am
Surplus Poses #15
at 05/30/2018 06:29am
Free Speech Will Save Us
at 05/28/2018 06:29am
Film Review: The Subtle Satire of
Let the Sunshine In
at 05/23/2018 06:29am
Surplus Poses (#14)
at 05/21/2018 06:29am
Dirt Nap
at 05/16/2018 11:52am
Surplus Poses (#13)
at 05/14/2018 06:29am
To Leave Society and Love Life
at 05/09/2018 06:29am
Film Review:
Wobble Palace
is a Millennial Siren Song
at 05/07/2018 06:29am
Movie Theater Punishers
at 05/02/2018 06:29am
Soul Eraser
at 04/30/2018 06:29am
Film Review:
You Were Never Really Here
is a Masterpiece of Pure Cinema
at 04/25/2018 06:29am
Purple Clouds Over the World
at 04/23/2018 06:29am
Bitmoji Social Scene
at 04/18/2018 06:29am
Film Review:
Flower
Shafted by Prudish Critics
at 04/16/2018 06:29am
The Return of Gang Gang Dance
at 04/11/2018 01:42pm
Surplus Poses (#12)
at 04/09/2018 06:29am
Are Your Balalaikas Ringing Out?
at 04/04/2018 06:29am
Film Review: Unsane is a Successful Experiment
at 03/28/2018 06:29am
Film Review:
The Death of Stalin
Dies in the Theater
at 03/26/2018 06:29am
Surplus Poses (#11)
at 03/21/2018 06:29am
Sub Hieronymus Rex
at 03/19/2018 06:59am
Film Review:
Submission
is MOR Art House Filler
at 03/14/2018 06:58am
Film Review:
Thoroughbreds
and Teenage Psychosis
at 03/12/2018 06:30am
Swans Keep Singing
at 03/07/2018 06:29am
Film Review:
Red Sparrow
is Faux Pulp Empowerment
at 03/05/2018 10:00am
The Color of the Dress in 2018
at 02/28/2018 10:05am
Film Review:
Annihilation
Is a Tarkovsky Remake
at 02/26/2018 09:56am
Good Ghourd
at 02/21/2018 09:36am
Surplus Poses (#10)
at 02/19/2018 09:42am
Disappearing Ink
at 02/14/2018 10:30am
Influenza Scythe and Sickle
at 02/12/2018 10:25am
Palm Turns Left, Looks Right
at 02/08/2018 10:53am
They Are Somewhere Else, Doing Other Things
at 02/05/2018 10:45am
Cinema Causes Célèbres
at 01/31/2018 09:38am
Surplus Poses (#9)
at 01/29/2018 10:37am
Noah Berlatsky’s Galaxy Brain
at 01/24/2018 10:06am
Film Review:
Phantom Thread
Is Twisted and Elusive Arthouse Kink
at 01/22/2018 10:28am
Film Review:
Paddington 2
Will Cleave You in Two
at 01/17/2018 10:40am
The Post
Is Scatterbrained Hagiography
at 01/15/2018 10:24am
The Passion of Tommy Wiseau
at 01/10/2018 10:25am
Miles of Smiles in Our Modern Eden
at 01/08/2018 08:40am
Spotify’s Obscene Exploitation
at 01/04/2018 10:36am
Method Actors Are Cancelled
at 01/02/2018 10:04am
The Intolerable Mediocrity of Matt Damon
at 12/26/2017 10:50am
Surplus Poses (#8)
at 12/20/2017 10:43am
Surplus Poses (#7)
at 12/18/2017 10:12am
To Peel American Rust
at 12/13/2017 10:20am
Film Review:
The Disaster Artist
Is Surprisingly Endearing and Accessible
at 12/11/2017 10:33am
Surplus Poses (#6)
at 12/06/2017 10:54am
We Were Visiting Friends
at 12/04/2017 10:22am
An Imagined Conversation Between Two Suns
at 11/29/2017 08:59am
Bad Skin and Big Veins
at 11/27/2017 10:26am
Greenberg
’s Excoriation of the Misogynist Hipster
at 11/22/2017 09:23am
Film Review:
Lady Bird
Is a Grounded Coming of Age Story
at 11/20/2017 09:50am
Jann Wenner Can’t Always Get What He Wants
at 11/15/2017 10:30am
Film Review: The Comforting Slightness of
Wonderstruck
at 11/13/2017 09:25am
Stop Publishing Shooter Profiles
at 11/08/2017 07:47am
The Alien Sadism of Yorgos Lanthimos
at 11/06/2017 10:35am
Plague of the Clintonites
at 11/01/2017 09:45am
Film Review:
Suburbicon
Unfairly Trashed for Political Reasons
at 10/30/2017 12:08pm
The Orchestrated Epiphanies of Haley Fohr
at 10/25/2017 10:30am
Film Review:
The Florida Project
Is a Meandering Misstep
at 10/23/2017 09:45am
You Can Live at Home
at 10/18/2017 10:44am
Surplus Poses (#5)
at 10/16/2017 10:42am
Everything All of the Time
at 10/11/2017 09:24am
Harvey’s Ditches and Burnt Bridges
at 10/09/2017 10:30am
Bumper Sticker Legislation
at 10/04/2017 10:28am
Tape Delay
at 10/02/2017 11:01am
Bore on the Floor
at 09/27/2017 09:36am
When Trump Kicks the Bucket
at 09/25/2017 10:15am
Pink Shades Away
at 09/20/2017 08:49am
Mommy Issues
at 09/18/2017 10:40am
Mountain Matters
at 09/13/2017 08:35am
A Dirty Shame
at 09/12/2017 10:20am
Derry Free
at 09/11/2017 11:12am
Return for the Grandkids
at 09/06/2017 09:54am
Thawing of the Terminally Cool
at 09/04/2017 10:20am
The Dimensions of Chess
at 08/30/2017 09:41am
Surplus Poses (#4)
at 08/28/2017 10:10am
Film Review:
Brigsby Bear
Is Another Emotionally Complex Summer Movie
at 08/24/2017 09:00am
Gather Yourselves Together
at 08/23/2017 08:56am
Remaining Relevant in the Interstellar Trump Era
at 08/21/2017 09:33am
March of the Inadequates
at 08/16/2017 10:51am
Something About Evil
at 08/14/2017 10:05am
Surplus Poses #3
at 08/09/2017 09:54am
Street Flash
at 08/07/2017 09:27am
Napoleon Silo
at 08/02/2017 08:29am
The Emoji Movie
Is a Mirror on Our Own World
at 07/31/2017 10:12am
The Future’s Too Bright
at 07/26/2017 10:03am
Softer, Softest: The Empty Bombast of
Dunkirk
at 07/24/2017 10:25am
Film Review: New
Planet of the Apes
Is Best War Movie of the Decade
at 07/19/2017 09:57am
Doomsday Students
at 07/17/2017 09:38am
Film Culture Isn’t Dead
at 07/12/2017 09:56am
Film Review:
The Big Sick
Is Trash
at 07/10/2017 09:55am
The Booboisie at Home in 2017
at 07/07/2017 10:27am
Film Review: Sofia Coppola Doesn’t Care if You Get
The Beguiled
at 07/05/2017 10:34am
Sketches of Sarah
at 06/30/2017 10:08am
Sympathy for the Supercomputer
at 06/26/2017 08:22am
Guerilla Toss Bestride the Globe
at 06/21/2017 08:05am
Establishment Media Looks in Vain for “Great Millennial Novel”
at 06/19/2017 10:36am
Russia Investigations Will Never Get People Marching
at 06/14/2017 10:00am
Film Review:
It Comes at Night
Is Another Indie Horror Disappointment
at 06/12/2017 10:38am
Only Logical Harm
at 06/07/2017 10:20am
Surplus Poses (#2)
at 06/05/2017 10:16am
Democratic National Committee Needs a Spine
at 05/31/2017 10:26am
Superdead Superfans
at 05/29/2017 10:03am
Emperor Hamburger Dick
at 05/24/2017 08:42am
Film Review: Tracy Letts Disappoints in
The Lovers
at 05/22/2017 10:06am
Saturday Night Live
Hates Poor People
at 05/17/2017 10:44am
Stained Glass Eyes
at 05/15/2017 10:59am
Surplus Poses (#1)
at 05/08/2017 11:20am
Mad About Hillary
at 05/03/2017 10:25am
Square Pegs
at 05/01/2017 07:02am
The Dream Machine
at 04/25/2017 10:20am
Shattered Hypocrisy
at 04/19/2017 08:46am
Long, Long, Long
at 04/17/2017 10:15am
Clintons: Stay in the Woods
at 04/10/2017 09:58am
That O’Reilly Fucker
at 04/05/2017 08:43am
Earthly Overload
at 04/03/2017 09:38am
Chris Hayes Is Worth Reading
at 03/29/2017 10:06am
Who Wants
Wilson
?
at 03/27/2017 10:06am
Mike Judge’s
Idiocracy
Is Hopelessly Dated
at 03/24/2017 10:23am
David Brooks Is Gloomy
at 03/22/2017 09:22am
Nazi Speed Demons
at 03/21/2017 10:37am
Walls and Bridges
at 03/16/2017 07:06am
The Results Are In and Everyone Lost
at 03/10/2017 09:50am
Everyone’s Waiting for the End of the World
at 03/08/2017 10:53am
Media Fawning Over Trump’s Speech Is Confusing
at 03/03/2017 09:43am
Don Armond
at 03/01/2017 09:54am
Forget Love
at 02/24/2017 10:01am
Nighttime I Go Out
at 02/22/2017 09:20am
Trump Feed Fatigue
at 02/17/2017 09:20am
The Alternate Reality of Colossal Loss
at 02/13/2017 09:43am
No New Leaders
at 02/10/2017 10:24am
American Scaffolding Collapsing
at 02/06/2017 11:43am
Crank Yankers of Yore
at 02/03/2017 09:36am
Delete the Sharing Economy
at 01/30/2017 08:39am
Bipartisanship Is Still Dead
at 01/27/2017 10:23am
Film Review:
20th Century Women
Shoots for the Moon, Lands on the Sun
at 01/23/2017 10:15am
Abolish the White House Correspondents’ Dinner
at 01/18/2017 10:30am
Film Review:
Silence
Is an Epic of Endurance and Indifference
at 01/16/2017 08:56am
Meryl Streep’s Classist Aside
at 01/11/2017 09:49am
Surprise Cancer!
at 01/09/2017 10:09am
Milo Yiannopoulos Isn’t Worth the Publicity Boycotts are Giving Him
at 01/04/2017 10:29am
Animals, Bombs, and Junk Food
at 01/02/2017 09:43am
2016 Was a First World Problem
at 12/28/2016 09:14am
Jackie’s Joke Haunt
at 12/26/2016 10:42am
Hallelujah 2016 (Ignition Remix)
at 12/21/2016 10:32am
Hollywood FUBAR
at 12/19/2016 11:39am
Knocking
The Nix
at 12/16/2016 09:53am
They Were Always a Bit Odd
at 12/07/2016 09:53am
Spiritual Purgatory
at 12/05/2016 10:51am
Marlboro Blacks and Understanding Nicotine
at 11/30/2016 11:07am
Castro and His Parrots on the Left
at 11/28/2016 10:44am
Night Vision
at 11/25/2016 10:26am
Out of Love
at 11/21/2016 08:35am
Visions and Expectations
at 11/16/2016 10:01am
McKinnon and Meader
at 11/14/2016 10:56am
This World Sucks
at 11/09/2016 08:09am
Two Triptychs of Isolation
at 11/07/2016 02:25pm
Roger’s Wall
at 11/02/2016 09:51am
Real Terror
at 10/31/2016 09:40am
The Great Bloodletting Continues
at 10/26/2016 09:56am
Adapting Philip Roth
at 10/24/2016 10:58am
Choral Arrangements of Bowie’s “‘Heroes’” Are Cynical
at 10/17/2016 09:48am
The Birth of a Nation
Was Never a Prestige Picture
at 10/10/2016 10:44am
Soot and Stars
at 10/07/2016 11:24am
Abbey Road
Is the Worst Beatles Album
at 09/26/2016 09:41am
America Is Weary and Waiting to Die
at 09/21/2016 10:46am
Oliver Stone’s
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