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this is hilarious and pretty much entirely accurate. my advice: don't try and be a hipster. it's a poisonous lecherous sect of the american young that is not going anywhere. this article made me laugh out loud multiple times, and that's more than I can say for the average grizzly bear fan.
"...a poisonous lecherous sect of the american young that is not going anywhere." Wow. Hyperbole much?
You have the right equilibrium of feigned detachment and layered self-awareness. What's crucial, now, is pretending you're somehow separate from hipsters. Then you'll be one.
i wrote this so someone would be like, "bish, plz. you look like you in vampire weekend," at which point i would say something about how i'm not a hipster, i've always worn a mr. roger's sweater.
Katie just gets better and better.
you gotta move to williamsburg where you will immediately hipsterize as soon as you step foot on bedford avenue. also: huge, obnoxiously huge glasses, genie pants, and pushing a vacuum down the street might do the trick!
