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Jun 17, 2026, 06:26AM

How Bill Gates Became the Right's Favorite Fictional Character

A man with too much influence isn’t a man with all the influence.

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In April 2016, the National Institutes of Health hosted a catered dinner at a stone castle in rural Maryland for two dozen of Bill Gates's executives. The Cloisters, where Will Smith married Jada Pinkett. The next morning, NIH police met Gates' three-car convoy at the campus gate and escorted him the last half mile to the auditorium, where the agency's director stood waiting by the door. One Trump official, reading the minute-by-minute itinerary, said that treatment goes to presidents and visiting heads of state.

The first-class treatment is real. That part of the story holds.

The rest landed more recently. A former NIH official made dozens of emails public, timed to Gates's private testimony before Congress. The documents show his foundation gave $413 million to the NIH through a nonprofit middleman and earned top billing at workshops on federal property. The whistleblower called it a cartel. A globalist movement that the public was never told about.

I have no fondness for Gates. He kept close contact with Jeffrey Epstein long after the disgraced pedophile's conviction, a friendship he has never explained in a way that makes sense. His professional conduct and infidelity read badly. He’s not a sympathetic figure. Nevertheless, the man doesn’t run American medicine from a castle.

The NIH spends about $48 billion a year. Gates gave $413 million across more than a decade. His entire gift to the agency covers about three days of its operations. To call that control, you’d have to believe a single coin in the fountain buys the fountain.

The right found him useful long before any email leaked. In May 2020, a Yahoo News/YouGov poll found 44 percent of Republicans believed Gates wanted to use a Covid vaccine to plant microchips in billions of people. Half of Fox News viewers believed it, too. Laura Ingraham, then in her Alex Jones feminine era, told her audience that globalists had dreamed of tracking every American for years. The logistics never bothered anyone. A chip small enough to fit through a vaccine needle, multiplied by billions, each one broadcasting your location with no battery and no antenna, to a server nobody could ever name. The believers held all of this in their heads while carrying a phone that tracks them to the meter, sold to them at retail, charged nightly by their own hand.

The charge rotated by season. One year, he wanted to depopulate the planet. The next, he had bought enough farmland to starve you. As for the microchips, they never surfaced, which believers took as proof of how well the microchips were hidden. The evidence held at zero.

Inflating his power paid the people inflating it. A federal grant office moves no merchandise. A billionaire with a foundation and an evil motive does. He makes a more marketable villain than an alphabet agency, helped along by the fact that you can fit his face on a thumbnail.

The leaked emails do show something worth knowing, and it has little to do with Gates. The NIH hired McKinsey through the same nonprofit pipeline. McKinsey advised Purdue Pharma on selling more OxyContin while advising the FDA that regulated it, then paid $650 million to settle the criminal probe that followed. That’s where the real outrage should lie.

The 2016 program saw Anthony Fauci moderate a panel on outbreaks, four years before he became the face of the Covid response. Another session covered gene drives, Gates' pet method for editing mosquitoes out of existence, which can edit whole species out alongside them. Burkina Faso suspended a Gates-funded version of that work last August over safety fears. None of this rises to a sinister plot. It’s a rich man's science-fair budget with a federal stamp on it.

That’s the part the conspiracy crowd keeps fumbling. They built a villain with a mind-control syringe and walked past the ordinary corruption on the table. A rich donor got a good seat and a catered dinner. A federal agency got starstruck and forgot to ask why. Gates bought access and a seat at the table, but he didn’t buy the actual table.

The honest worry is smaller and more boring than depopulation. Public health research bends toward whoever writes the biggest check, whether the name on it is Gates or a liquor company funding a study on the upside of drinking. The fix is less sensational than the fantasy. Tighter rules on who pays for federal science, and fewer dinners in fancy castles.

Bill Gates isn’t a good man. He's also not a villain, just a donor who got the deference his money bought.

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