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Tear Down This Walz
at 08/12/2024 06:27am
Coolidge Heads Prevail
at 06/03/2024 06:27am
(R.)I.P. Disney?
at 12/19/2023 06:30am
Civilization by Flash Mob
at 04/03/2023 06:28am
The Stormy Is Coming
at 03/21/2023 06:29am
The Siege of Tyre
at 02/08/2023 06:28am
Lost Liberalism
at 01/31/2023 06:29am
Cry Wolf and Get Wolves
at 11/28/2022 06:28am
Culture War, Science War
at 09/19/2022 06:28am
Dead Imperials
at 09/13/2022 06:29am
Co-Opt Board
at 08/09/2022 06:29am
Catch Ezra Miller If You Can
at 06/20/2022 06:28am
Non-Violent Radicals
at 06/13/2022 06:28am
Government vs. Science
at 05/31/2022 06:30am
Roe Means No
at 05/16/2022 06:28am
Ruling a Small World
at 04/25/2022 06:28am
Science Is Moronic
at 04/19/2022 06:29am
War Is a Bad Idea
at 03/15/2022 06:29am
Trust No One
at 03/07/2022 06:28am
The World Is Always Playing Commie Olympics
at 02/07/2022 06:28am
Jack-Knifing on the Political Highway
at 01/31/2022 06:28am
Progressively More Authoritarian
at 01/24/2022 06:28am
Anti-Reverse Racism
at 01/17/2022 06:28am
The Crisis Is You
at 01/11/2022 06:29am
J6 a Year Later
at 01/03/2022 06:27am
The Omicron Scariant
at 11/30/2021 06:28am
Twelve Jurors of Christmas
at 11/23/2021 06:29am
Off-Ramps to Racism
at 11/16/2021 06:29am
Truth, Jerks, and the Patriot Way
at 11/08/2021 06:29am
A Democracy, If It Behaves Itself
at 10/25/2021 06:28am
Radicals in Power Judge the Radicals Outside
at 10/05/2021 06:29am
Elder Abuse
at 09/13/2021 06:29am
You’ve Gone Too Pharma
at 07/27/2021 06:31am
With Capitalists Like These
at 07/06/2021 06:29am
The United States of Alpha
at 06/30/2021 06:28am
Old Wrongs by New Media
at 06/23/2021 06:28am
Putting U in UFO
at 06/08/2021 06:29am
Psychological Warfare
at 05/31/2021 06:28am
Woke in a New Century
at 05/10/2021 06:28am
Then They Came for the Prisoner
at 04/20/2021 06:29am
Hillbilly Empathy
at 04/12/2021 06:26am
Bezos and Ramona
at 03/31/2021 06:28am
The Left Loves Creepy Old Men
at 03/22/2021 06:28am
The Left-Segregationists
at 03/16/2021 06:29am
Secession and Open Borders
at 03/08/2021 06:28am
Coates and Capes
at 03/02/2021 06:29am
TX vs. THX
at 02/23/2021 06:29am
Ever-Expanding List of Suspects
at 02/16/2021 06:29am
Impeach the Reality Czar
at 02/09/2021 06:29am
The Three Masks (of Corona Authoritarians)
at 02/01/2021 06:28am
Not Un-American, Just Ungoverned
at 01/11/2021 06:28am
Resolve Not to Reboot
at 12/29/2020 06:29am
The Birth of the Anti-Crisis
at 12/22/2020 06:29am
James Randi and Donald Trump
at 10/26/2020 06:28am
Unanswered Questions for Anti-Capitalists
at 08/24/2020 06:28am
The War on Nuance
at 07/28/2020 06:28am
CHAZ Beats Chaos
at 06/15/2020 06:28am
The Tone-Deaf of All Parties
at 05/25/2020 06:28am
Challenging Primaries
at 04/20/2020 06:28am
Plagues and Politicians
at 03/24/2020 06:30am
Outbreak of Non-Violence
at 01/21/2020 06:29am
Impeachment Distracts from Peace
at 01/08/2020 06:28am
Aquaman Rules Reluctantly
at 12/18/2018 06:29am
Twelve Days of Right-Left Peace
at 12/04/2018 06:29am
Keep This in Mind on Election Day
at 11/05/2018 06:28am
X-Files: Revising Rapidly
at 01/08/2018 08:31am
Hollywood Holidays
at 12/19/2017 10:17am
Now Back to Worshiping Government
at 12/13/2017 10:33am
The Hip Tradition of Forbidden Revels
at 11/07/2017 07:03am
Peak Dick
at 10/04/2017 10:15am
Marvel on LSD
at 07/04/2017 11:18am
Future Shock vs. Rationalia
at 06/30/2016 10:31am
The Great Space Racism
at 06/29/2016 10:33am
Spock Is Evil
at 06/28/2016 10:27am
Independence Day: Revisions
at 06/27/2016 10:09am
Brexit Until You Wrecks It
at 06/24/2016 10:35am
Network of Empaths
at 06/23/2016 10:28am
Doomed Gatekeepers
at 06/22/2016 10:09am
Wrong from the Beginning
at 06/21/2016 09:58am
Don’t Burn It All Down
at 06/20/2016 10:11am
Bourne to Lose, Destined to Fail
at 06/17/2016 10:14am
Goofballs and Their Media
at 06/16/2016 08:27am
Bernie Sanders Would Sell Well
at 06/15/2016 08:00am
More Trans Than Transhuman
at 06/14/2016 10:25am
Some Johnson in Your Mitt
at 06/13/2016 09:44am
Separating Hitchens Frum Taunton
at 06/10/2016 10:23am
Utopia 500 vs. Dada 100
at 06/09/2016 10:56am
Economies of Scale
at 06/08/2016 10:21am
Anarconfusion
at 06/07/2016 10:01am
Feminism: Apocalypse
at 06/06/2016 10:31am
Milo Paradoxes
at 06/03/2016 10:17am
Absolute Beginners
at 06/02/2016 10:15am
The French Revolution
at 06/01/2016 10:11am
Libertarian Party Offers Solution
at 05/31/2016 10:48am
War Profiteers on Memorial Day
at 05/30/2016 10:38am
X Items About Superheroes
at 05/27/2016 10:32am
Scrambling Three Political Parties
at 05/26/2016 10:05am
There Is Also an Alt-Left
at 05/25/2016 10:41am
Weld the Factions Together
at 05/24/2016 10:31am
Who Doesn't Love Bacon?
at 05/23/2016 10:03am
Stanhope and Change
at 05/20/2016 09:54am
That Alt-Right Ain’t Right
at 05/19/2016 10:23am
Infowars vs. Donald Trump
at 05/18/2016 09:54am
Governed by Jerks?
at 05/17/2016 09:55am
Kirchner and Trolls
at 05/16/2016 10:18am
Good Globalism
at 05/13/2016 09:37am
No More Majorities
at 05/12/2016 09:58am
Ten Bad Arguments Against Voting Libertarian
at 05/11/2016 10:18am
America: Civil War
at 05/09/2016 12:08pm
Doctor Strange v. Reality
at 05/06/2016 10:35am
Kids Trump Batman
at 05/05/2016 10:29am
Batman v. Children
at 05/04/2016 10:56am
Four Triggered in Oh-Hi-Internets
at 05/03/2016 10:08am
The Kids Are All Right-vs-Left
at 05/02/2016 10:01am
Conventional Warfare
at 04/29/2016 10:35am
Earth vs. Trump
at 04/28/2016 10:13am
Nesting Pols
at 04/27/2016 09:41am
Trump Fans: The Ultimate Cucks
at 04/26/2016 09:51am
Political Singularity Nears
at 04/25/2016 10:17am
Hollywood: Apocalypse
at 04/22/2016 11:09am
Looks Like Zoe Quinn Is #GamerGate
at 04/21/2016 09:51am
4/20
at 04/20/2016 10:47am
#NeverHope
at 04/19/2016 09:13am
Politics as Jedi Mind Trick
at 04/18/2016 10:12am
Lion and Lamb
at 04/15/2016 10:33am
Cowards, Cads
at 04/14/2016 09:42am
The Bully-Nerd Coalition
at 04/13/2016 10:39am
Libertarianism for Beginners
at 04/12/2016 10:02am
Coup-F-O
at 04/11/2016 12:22pm
THINK v TROLL
at 04/08/2016 09:34am
Water Tunnel, Water Travel
at 04/07/2016 09:56am
A Delegate Balance
at 04/06/2016 10:43am
Lake of Eternal Fire
at 04/05/2016 09:00am
Government and Woman at Yale
at 04/04/2016 09:54am
April Fools in November
at 04/01/2016 09:13am
Hamilton! You Racist Bum!
at 03/31/2016 09:45am
So Many Doomsdays
at 03/30/2016 09:56am
Utilitarianism, We Adore Thee
at 03/29/2016 10:25am
Ten Resurrected Philosophies
at 03/28/2016 10:18am
Fun v. Fascist
at 03/25/2016 09:54am
Disillusiocrats and Reprehensicans
at 03/24/2016 10:12am
I, A.I.
at 03/23/2016 09:33am
Health Problems
at 03/22/2016 10:33am
Great Men vs. Good Guys
at 03/21/2016 10:02am
U.S. vs. Dem
at 03/18/2016 10:10am
Drunk Conservatives
at 03/17/2016 09:52am
Hillary Clinton and the Status Quo
at 03/16/2016 08:51am
Think Fast, Ideologue!
at 03/15/2016 10:06am
Where No Conspiracy Has Gone Before
at 03/14/2016 08:20am
Ideologies’ Eulogies
at 03/11/2016 10:27am
Wretched Refuse
at 03/10/2016 10:11am
Lies Around the World
at 03/08/2016 10:24am
A Confederacy of “Done With This”
at 03/07/2016 09:55am
Romney vs. Trump
at 03/04/2016 09:55am
Homeless Again, Homeless Again
at 03/03/2016 08:56am
Now Trump vs. Clinton
at 03/02/2016 10:50am
Witch Way Home
at 02/29/2016 11:20am
Pythagoras for President
at 02/26/2016 11:04am
Bernie, the Boss, and Beatniks
at 02/24/2016 09:58am
It Takes a Villain
at 02/23/2016 10:44am
Thick Libertarians
at 02/22/2016 09:56am
The Common People
at 02/18/2016 09:41am
Twitch-Muscle Democracy
at 02/17/2016 10:10am
Year of the Superhero
at 02/16/2016 10:25am
Scalia vs. the Unknown
at 02/15/2016 10:43am
Fourteen Loves for the 14th
at 02/12/2016 10:41am
Libertarian BS and DTs
at 02/11/2016 08:29am
GOP With a Democrat on Top
at 02/09/2016 10:58am
Crossing the RubioCon
at 02/08/2016 10:18am
Defining Progressives
at 02/05/2016 09:11am
Abandon Democracy
at 02/04/2016 09:14am
Presidents: Hybrid Vigor
at 02/02/2016 10:07am
Doomsday in Iowa
at 02/01/2016 10:16am
Conservative Legitimacy Gets Slipperier
at 01/29/2016 10:19am
Anti-Fasc
at 01/28/2016 09:58am
Dark Mayer
at 01/27/2016 08:38am
Pink, Taxing
at 01/26/2016 08:55am
Ten Steps to Being a Functional Conspiracy
at 01/25/2016 08:53am
Ten Commandments of Mormon Appreciation
at 01/22/2016 10:17am
Police States Love Chaos and Order
at 01/21/2016 09:28am
Don’t Talk to the Animals
at 01/20/2016 10:05am
Buchanan Pulling Ahead!
at 01/19/2016 10:14am
Gender Dystopia
at 01/18/2016 10:28am
Cruz the Debater
at 01/15/2016 10:07am
Ten Troubling Nations
at 01/14/2016 10:27am
State of the Unions
at 01/13/2016 09:56am
Bowie: Loving the Alien
at 01/12/2016 10:25am
Hanson: EmmmBot
at 01/11/2016 09:37am
Florence King Is Dead, Roy Batty Is Born
at 01/08/2016 10:08am
Gary Johnson Enters Presidential Race
at 01/07/2016 09:57am
BLM vs. BLM
at 01/06/2016 10:16am
#TrumpTruths vs. #ClintonUFO
at 01/05/2016 10:29am
Shooting Holes in Constitutions
at 01/04/2016 10:45am
Everybody Run!
at 12/31/2015 10:09am
Where Is Everybody?
at 12/30/2015 09:51am
All Politics Is LOL
at 12/29/2015 10:08am
Festivus vs. Its Bitter Creator
at 12/28/2015 09:25am
Elected Feel
at 12/25/2015 12:03am
Pedants Are Revolting
at 12/24/2015 10:50am
Tarantino/Cops Standoff
at 12/23/2015 10:45am
Trump vs. Devo
at 12/22/2015 09:22am
Weakened at Bernie’s
at 12/21/2015 09:47am
A Nine-Episode Reaction to
Star Wars
at 12/18/2015 10:46am
Film Asks “Can We Take a Joke?”
at 12/17/2015 10:25am
Paul, Cruz, plus Misc. Idiots
at 12/16/2015 10:09am
To the Moon, Allies!
at 12/15/2015 10:01am
Fasces vs. Faggots
at 12/14/2015 10:40am
Storm and Strauss
at 12/11/2015 10:22am
Laws of Economics
at 12/10/2015 10:02am
Cr(ISIS) on Black Earth!
at 12/09/2015 10:15am
Sex on Campus and in Dungeons
at 12/08/2015 10:11am
Attackers and Appeasers
at 12/07/2015 09:43am
Hamilton!
at 12/04/2015 11:10am
Equally Stupid
at 12/03/2015 10:34am
The Right/Left Murder/Suicide Pact
at 12/02/2015 08:45am
Rove vs. Trump: Can’t They Both Lose?
at 12/01/2015 10:22am
Abortion and Population Control
at 11/30/2015 10:24am
Cruz vs. Rubio: A Saner Fight
at 11/27/2015 11:07am
Thankful for Science and Capitalism
at 11/26/2015 11:09am
Not Too Thankful, Turkey
at 11/25/2015 10:11am
Macri Economics an Anarcho-Capitalist Win
at 11/24/2015 07:29am
Gygax or Goebbels?
at 11/20/2015 09:48am
Ten Doomed Places
at 11/19/2015 10:11am
“Force Awakens” Awakens Fear
at 11/18/2015 08:59am
Limits of Laughter
at 11/17/2015 10:46am
List of Allies Grows Thin
at 11/16/2015 10:32am
Race to the Bottom
at 11/13/2015 08:47am
Professor Click and Her Minions
at 11/12/2015 10:08am
Factions All the Way Down
at 11/11/2015 09:57am
Gitmo for Your Money
at 11/10/2015 08:57am
12 Months to Go, 12 Thoughts
at 11/09/2015 09:51am
From the Mouths of Bebes
at 11/06/2015 10:02am
Remember, Remember
at 11/05/2015 10:21am
Bond, Moore, Lovecraft, and Swift
at 11/04/2015 10:23am
Less Lessig, More Clinton
at 11/03/2015 09:59am
Star Wars vs. Neocons
at 11/02/2015 09:55am
Trump and Artificial Intelligence
at 10/30/2015 09:35am
Death of a Nation
at 10/29/2015 09:57am
Bullet Train to the Poorhouse
at 10/28/2015 10:29am
Diddy Smarter than Mitty
at 10/27/2015 10:05am
Lawyers vs. Trigger Warnings
at 10/26/2015 09:55am
Specter of the Gun
at 10/23/2015 10:17am
Feminism Failings
at 10/22/2015 10:00am
Transparency vs. the Establishment
at 10/21/2015 10:10am
Big Government: Episode VII
at 10/20/2015 09:34am
McDonald’s: I’m Lovin’ It
at 10/19/2015 10:20am
Megastructures of Success
at 10/16/2015 09:21am
How Crazy Can Syria Get?
at 10/15/2015 10:12am
They’re No Joe Biden
at 10/14/2015 10:09am
New York Comic Con: The Politics
at 10/13/2015 12:54pm
Gold, Government, and Gary Johnson
at 10/12/2015 09:37am
BDH
vs. HBD
at 10/09/2015 08:57am
Feminism = Madness
at 10/08/2015 09:54am
Laurie Anderson’s Corpus
at 10/07/2015 10:34am
Anarchy in the UK, Bushwick, and Coney Island
at 10/06/2015 10:07am
Brown: An Arguing City on a Hill
at 10/05/2015 09:24am
Time for Anarchism
at 10/02/2015 09:57am
Climate or Violence
at 10/01/2015 08:26am
Trump as Boehner/McConnell-Slayer
at 09/30/2015 10:07am
Mars Needs Nukes
at 09/29/2015 10:10am
Bloomberg as “Moderate”
at 09/28/2015 09:57am
Black National Comic Book Day
at 09/25/2015 10:06am
Is the Pope Catholic?
at 09/24/2015 10:12am
10 Empathy Tests: Rats, Pigs, Jews, Fetuses
at 09/23/2015 10:23am
Reagan Idolization Is Fine with Me
at 09/22/2015 10:05am
Assault, Theft, and Fraud
at 09/21/2015 08:03am
Vow: If Not Rand Paul, Gary Johnson
at 09/18/2015 09:38am
A Slightly Less-Trumpy Debate
at 09/17/2015 09:38am
No, Really, What Is the SJW Endgame?
at 09/16/2015 10:25am
When You’re Ready to Have a Serious Conversation...
at 09/15/2015 10:16am
Skin and Genitals
at 09/14/2015 09:01am
Migrant Non-Workers
at 09/11/2015 09:59am
Axis of Convenience
at 09/10/2015 10:13am
Trump vs. Carson: Dawn of... Something
at 09/09/2015 09:51am
Bush on Colbert
at 09/08/2015 10:00am
Hapless Labor Day
at 09/07/2015 10:12am
Imagine a Cruz Coalition
at 09/04/2015 10:08am
Many Lives Matter
at 09/03/2015 10:59am
Vox vs. Voices
at 09/02/2015 09:14am
National Stasi Agency
at 09/01/2015 10:26am
One Lifetime Worth of Change
at 08/31/2015 10:20am
Remember Ferguson
at 08/28/2015 10:21am
Biden: His Time
at 08/27/2015 10:30am
Onward, Christian Slater!
at 08/26/2015 09:55am
Dow(n)
at 08/25/2015 10:34am
Socialists for Thatcher
at 08/24/2015 08:09am
Political Correctness Isn’t the Whole Story
at 08/21/2015 10:40am
David Sirota vs. Charles Koch
at 08/20/2015 10:30am
Downward into the Electoral Abyss
at 08/19/2015 10:59am
Mexican Overdrive
at 08/18/2015 09:50am
Here’s Today’s Lessig Plan, Class
at 08/17/2015 09:41am
Reform Redux: Ventura for Veep
at 08/14/2015 09:29am
The Ten Commandments of Sane Social Conservatism
at 08/13/2015 09:47am
Animas, Animals, Animus!
at 08/12/2015 10:32am
Bush and the Case for Boredom
at 08/11/2015 09:25am
Trump, Fiorina, and Howard Stern
at 08/10/2015 10:12am
17-Candidate Lightning Round
at 08/07/2015 11:18am
Tech in Self-Destruct Mode
at 08/06/2015 10:26am
Paul on the Road to Damascus
at 08/05/2015 10:55am
Rand Paul Debate Prep
at 08/04/2015 10:15am
From the GOP 17, a “Fantastic Four”
at 08/03/2015 10:16am
America Torn, Like a Tiny Fetus
at 07/31/2015 10:33am
The Lion in Twitter
at 07/30/2015 09:56am
Disputed Border Between Sanders and Trump
at 07/29/2015 10:01am
Gay Swedish Right-Wing Freedom March
at 07/28/2015 10:15am
Trump as Reform Candidate
at 07/27/2015 09:29am
Asswar, Racewar: Nicki Minaj vs. Taylor Swift
at 07/24/2015 10:35am
Trans vs. Tolerant
at 07/23/2015 10:31am
Marriage Evolves (on Another Planet)
at 07/22/2015 10:13am
Wrong Time to Pummel Trump and Gawker
at 07/21/2015 09:46am
A Republic, Not a Galactic Empire
at 07/20/2015 10:29am
Will the Syndicalists Like the Fascists?
at 07/17/2015 10:05am
The War of Hispanic Secession
at 07/16/2015 10:10am
Jade Helm 15, Day 1
at 07/15/2015 09:52am
Are You Ready for Hackneyed?
at 07/14/2015 09:53am
Ant-Man
vs. Human Centipede
at 07/13/2015 09:42am
Twenty-First-Century Financial Solutions
at 07/10/2015 09:32am
Two-Pronged Wrong
at 07/09/2015 10:21am
Short Fingers, Single Digits
at 07/08/2015 10:11am
It’s Ladies' Night (by Another Name)!
at 07/07/2015 10:22am
It Usually Begins with Rand Paul
at 07/06/2015 10:23am
Splice Original Archive
Selective Enforcement
at 12/18/2024 06:28am
The Anarchist Moment
at 12/11/2024 06:27am
Carville and Carny-Barking
at 12/04/2024 06:27am
Thanks for Nothing
at 11/27/2024 06:53am
Do Not Engage
at 11/20/2024 06:27am
How They’re Coping
at 11/13/2024 06:27am
Government vs. Cat Ladies
at 11/04/2024 06:26am
Anti-Venom
at 10/30/2024 06:28am
And an Idiot Shall Lead Them
at 10/23/2024 06:28am
A Bit of Regional Harm
at 10/16/2024 06:27am
Deux Soon
at 10/09/2024 06:26am
Built for the Future
at 10/02/2024 06:24am
Pomo Problems
at 09/25/2024 06:28am
Weimar-a-Lago
at 09/18/2024 06:26am
Just Admit It
at 09/11/2024 06:28am
Campaign Supernova
at 09/04/2024 06:26am
Unity or Uni-Party?
at 08/28/2024 06:28am
It’s Protest Vote Time
at 08/21/2024 06:26am
Hypocracy
at 08/07/2024 06:27am
Deadpool and Marvel’s Doom
at 07/31/2024 06:27am
Now It’s a Uni-Party
at 07/24/2024 06:27am
Uncertain Times
at 07/17/2024 06:30am
Office Politics
at 07/10/2024 06:24am
A Quiet Place to Die
at 07/03/2024 06:27am
Make America Greta Again
at 06/26/2024 06:28am
Juneteenth Has Arrived
at 06/19/2024 06:27am
Classy Warfare
at 06/12/2024 06:27am
Final Arguments
at 05/29/2024 06:27am
American Oligarch
at 05/22/2024 06:27am
Apes Together Wrong
at 05/15/2024 06:27am
Trump Talks to Libertarians
at 05/06/2024 06:24am
May Day, May Day
at 05/01/2024 06:27am
Coddling or Civil War
at 04/24/2024 06:27am
Destroyers from DC
at 04/17/2024 06:27am
Ominous Parallels
at 04/09/2024 06:27am
New DEI Rising
at 04/03/2024 06:27am
RFK and His Vices
at 03/27/2024 06:27am
Online Threats
at 03/20/2024 06:27am
It’s Like That
at 03/13/2024 06:24am
Super Doubts
at 03/06/2024 06:27am
Black Hysteria Month
at 02/27/2024 06:28am
50 Shades Darker Than Parker
at 02/21/2024 06:27am
Hideaway from Trudeau
at 02/14/2024 06:27am
The Chosen Liberals
at 02/07/2024 06:27am
The Zigzag of Politics
at 01/30/2024 06:27am
Deregulate Humanity
at 01/24/2024 06:27am
The Also-Rons
at 01/17/2024 06:27am
Uncanny Valley Forge
at 01/09/2024 06:28am
Consensus or Else
at 01/03/2024 06:27am
A King Is Born Underwater
at 12/26/2023 06:28am
Insurrection and Inauguration
at 12/11/2023 06:28am
Marvel and DC Take 2024 Off
at 12/06/2023 06:28am
Thankful But Not Stupid
at 11/29/2023 06:28am
The Anarcho-Capitalist Standard
at 11/22/2023 06:28am
Mull Diverse
at 11/15/2023 06:28am
The Errors Tour
at 11/08/2023 06:35am
Twelve Years a Watchman
at 11/01/2023 06:24am
Colonized Throughout Space and Time
at 10/25/2023 06:27am
Biden’s Fascist Wall
at 10/18/2023 06:27am
Do Not Kill Innocents
at 10/11/2023 06:24am
The Bureaucratic Arts
at 10/04/2023 06:24am
Ayn Rand vs. Government Shutdown
at 09/26/2023 05:57am
Damned Hippies
at 09/20/2023 05:59am
Fully Recovid
at 09/13/2023 05:57am
Drones Over Your BBQ
at 09/06/2023 05:57am
Eris Means Chaos
at 08/30/2023 05:59am
Bourgeois Bro-Mides
at 08/23/2023 05:57am
Cry for Us, Argentina
at 08/16/2023 05:57am
Monopoly Money
at 08/09/2023 05:57am
The Oval Prison Cell
at 08/02/2023 05:57am
Real Perverts
at 07/26/2023 05:57am
RFKkk?
at 07/19/2023 05:57am
Triumph of the Willful Freakout
at 07/12/2023 05:57am
Harvard and Other Liars
at 07/05/2023 05:57am
Weird President Ahead
at 06/28/2023 05:55am
Flash Facts
at 06/19/2023 05:57am
Springtime for Censors
at 06/14/2023 05:57am
Covid’s Metamorphoses
at 06/07/2023 05:57am
Creating a Rebel Army
at 05/31/2023 05:57am
Too Big to Bail
at 05/24/2023 05:57am
Witness for the Prez-ocution
at 05/17/2023 05:57am
Two Subway Clashes
at 05/10/2023 05:57am
Anointing King Aristo-socialist
at 05/03/2023 05:55am
Good Points and Big Mistakes
at 04/26/2023 05:57am
Meet the New Boss
at 04/19/2023 05:59am
End Times All the Time
at 04/12/2023 05:55am
The Liberal-tarian Scam
at 03/29/2023 05:57am
Freedom Cities
at 03/15/2023 05:57am
Institutional Intrigue
at 03/08/2023 05:57am
Art Adds, Politics Subtracts
at 03/01/2023 06:41am
Your Days Are Numbered
at 02/22/2023 05:57am
The Worst SOTU Booing of All
at 02/15/2023 05:55am
Censor Your Children Well
at 01/25/2023 05:57am
Racial Promised Land
at 01/17/2023 05:55am
The Sanity Caucus
at 01/11/2023 05:57am
Three Years to Flatten the Civilization
at 01/04/2023 05:57am
Twelve Days of Future Past
at 12/26/2022 05:55am
Capitalist But Not a Scrooge
at 12/20/2022 05:57am
The Neighborhood Bully
at 12/14/2022 05:55am
The Greta Reset
at 12/07/2022 05:57am
An Abundance of Cooties
at 11/22/2022 05:57am
Black Panther vs. Black Adam
at 11/16/2022 05:57am
Paranoid Biden Stokes Mob
at 11/07/2022 05:57am
Democracy as Brain Damage
at 11/02/2022 05:57am
Fear Still Plagues Us
at 10/26/2022 05:57am
Get Under the Bus
at 10/19/2022 05:57am
Stop This Crazy Thing
at 10/12/2022 05:57am
Don’t Act Surprised
at 10/05/2022 05:55am
Rebel Rebel
at 09/28/2022 05:55am
A 9/11—of Laughter!
at 09/05/2022 05:55am
CV-19 vs. Your CV
at 08/29/2022 05:55am
Rule of Law, Rule of Crime
at 08/24/2022 05:57am
Censorship by a Thousand and One Cuts
at 08/16/2022 05:57am
Kamala Con
at 08/01/2022 05:57am
Pan(demic)opticon
at 07/27/2022 05:57am
Anartists
at 07/19/2022 05:57am
Stranger Thongs
at 07/13/2022 05:57am
Memory
at 07/04/2022 05:55am
Thin Skins, Soft Skulls
at 06/29/2022 06:15am
Crimes of the Future
at 06/07/2022 05:57am
Before MAGA, Ultra-MAGA, and Dark MAGA
at 05/24/2022 05:57am
Keep on Gergen
at 05/10/2022 05:57am
The Aristocrats’ Russian Holocaust Joke
at 05/03/2022 05:57am
Religion Is Moronic
at 04/11/2022 05:55am
One Little Fight
at 04/04/2022 05:55am
Worse Than the Disease
at 03/29/2022 05:57am
Multiple Media, One War Song
at 03/23/2022 05:57am
Thoughts for Your Convoy Drive
at 03/01/2022 05:57am
Comedy Is Liberty
at 02/21/2022 05:55am
Who Will Block the Roads?
at 02/15/2022 05:57am
Smoking Resolutions
at 12/29/2021 05:57am
Half-Vaxxed, Half-Dead
at 12/22/2021 05:55am
Trials and Revelations
at 12/13/2021 05:55am
Morpheus Woke
at 12/06/2021 05:55am
The Great Meta-Narrative
at 11/03/2021 05:55am
Fragile Yale Law School
at 10/19/2021 05:57am
Time to Die
at 10/11/2021 05:55am
Trolls Under the Immigration Bridge
at 09/29/2021 05:55am
Let the Fringe Do Its Thing
at 09/22/2021 05:57am
COVID-19 and UFO-9/11
at 09/08/2021 05:57am
The Night of January 6th
at 09/01/2021 05:57am
Canon: No Way Home
at 08/25/2021 05:55am
Am I My Britney’s Keeper?
at 08/18/2021 05:57am
Wild Men of the Capitol
at 08/11/2021 05:57am
Delete! Delete!
at 08/04/2021 05:57am
Protest and Contest
at 07/21/2021 05:57am
Vive la Reset!
at 07/14/2021 05:57am
Yang the Conqueror?
at 06/16/2021 05:57am
Clampdown on Truth
at 05/26/2021 05:57am
Books I Should’ve Read in Lockdown
at 05/19/2021 05:57am
Force Is with You, Always
at 05/04/2021 06:29am
Daunte’s Inferno
at 04/28/2021 05:59am
The Bad Kind of Globalism
at 04/06/2021 05:59am
Jailing the Unbelievers
at 01/27/2021 05:57am
The Subtle Manipulation of Timing
at 01/19/2021 05:57am
Progressives Won in 2020
at 01/06/2021 05:55am
The Miracle of Corona
at 12/16/2020 05:57am
Fake Peace on Earth
at 12/07/2020 05:57am
Rule of Law, Not Laws
at 12/01/2020 05:57am
Opportunistic Infections
at 11/24/2020 05:57am
A Deadly Virus Called Government
at 11/17/2020 05:57am
Disunited from the Beginning
at 11/10/2020 05:57am
The Center Doesn't Deserve to Hold
at 11/02/2020 05:57am
Tech Jerks
at 10/21/2020 05:57am
Year Zero
at 10/14/2020 05:57am
Locked Down vs. Off Grid
at 10/07/2020 05:27am
Egomania, Dementia, and Stroke
at 09/28/2020 05:57am
Nominate a Libertarian for SCOTUS
at 09/21/2020 05:55am
The Feature Is Female
at 09/14/2020 05:57am
COVID and Goliath
at 09/09/2020 05:57am
The Wish for Jesters
at 08/31/2020 05:56am
Half Symbol, Half Machine—All Cop
at 08/19/2020 05:57am
Border Revisited
at 08/10/2020 05:55am
Media Masters for America
at 08/04/2020 05:59am
Corona Hallucinations
at 07/21/2020 05:57am
Healing Superheroes
at 07/13/2020 05:57am
Ghislaine Maxwell’s Life Matters
at 07/06/2020 05:57am
Fireworks Dismay
at 07/01/2020 05:57am
Attend Radcliffe!
at 06/23/2020 05:57am
Defund the Government
at 06/10/2020 05:57am
Never Initiate Violence
at 06/02/2020 05:57am
Different Strains of Covid Crisis
at 05/20/2020 05:57am
Corona: Worse Than Thanos
at 05/13/2020 05:57am
From the Epicenter
at 05/05/2020 05:57am
CV Political Side Effects
at 04/29/2020 05:55am
Super Black Markets
at 04/15/2020 05:57am
Lockdown Roundup
at 04/08/2020 05:55am
Voters vs. Me
at 03/04/2020 05:55am
Who Will Build the Road to Serfdom?
at 02/26/2020 05:57am
A Bloomberg-Sanders Ticket
at 02/19/2020 05:57am
Fascist or Anti-Fascist?
at 02/12/2020 05:57am
After Acquittal
at 02/05/2020 05:57am
Mustache of Betrayal
at 01/29/2020 05:57am
Liberty and Death
at 01/15/2020 05:57am
Ambiguous Bombshells
at 12/23/2019 05:55am
I Blame the System
at 12/18/2019 05:57am
Twisting the Language
at 12/11/2019 05:57am
Political Ill Will
at 12/04/2019 05:55am
Deep State of Confusion
at 11/27/2019 05:57am
Impeachment Began in 2013
at 11/19/2019 05:57am
Destroy Communism, Not Russia
at 11/13/2019 05:57am
Heroes Defeat Ross Douthat
at 11/05/2019 05:57am
Media an Avalanche of Lefty Hate
at 10/30/2019 05:57am
Future Left
at 10/22/2019 05:57am
HR vs. HK
at 10/16/2019 05:55am
Bigmouth Strikes Again
at 10/07/2019 05:57am
Don’t Make America Greta Again
at 10/01/2019 05:57am
Storm 51 Areas
at 09/23/2019 05:57am
Democrats Threaten You
at 09/16/2019 05:55am
9/11 Turns 18
at 09/11/2019 05:57am
Eyes Off the Prize
at 09/03/2019 05:57am
The 1989 Project
at 08/26/2019 05:57am
The Nth-Word and M-Theory
at 08/20/2019 05:57am
Who’s Maintaining the Narrative Today?
at 08/12/2019 05:55am
Get in the Ring
at 08/06/2019 05:57am
Babe I’m Gonna Leave EU
at 07/31/2019 05:55am
Universal Translator
at 07/23/2019 05:57am
Books on the Dark Side
at 07/17/2019 05:57am
Get Out of There
at 07/10/2019 05:57am
Taming the Right
at 07/03/2019 05:57am
Biden Time
at 06/26/2019 05:57am
TERF War Revisited
at 06/12/2019 05:57am
Milkshakes and Microaggressions
at 06/05/2019 05:55am
Woke from a Dream
at 05/29/2019 05:57am
Meet the New Right
at 05/22/2019 05:57am
Tariff Crossfire
at 05/15/2019 05:57am
Songs of Robots and Swords
at 05/08/2019 05:55am
The Real Endgame: Killing Fox
at 05/01/2019 05:57am
Hiding Like a State
at 04/24/2019 05:56am
Trans Substantiation
at 04/17/2019 05:57am
Government Still Growing
at 04/10/2019 05:57am
Twilight Matrix
at 04/03/2019 05:57am
Responding Sanely to Mueller
at 03/27/2019 05:57am
New Media, Old Evils
at 03/20/2019 05:57am
Reparations for All
at 03/13/2019 05:57am
Moderates vs. Moderators
at 03/06/2019 05:57am
RBG: Capitalist Hero
at 02/27/2019 05:55am
Heroes for a (Contractually) Messy World
at 02/20/2019 05:55am
The Great Unfriending
at 02/13/2019 05:57am
Political Vacation Spots
at 02/06/2019 05:58am
Illegal Winnings
at 01/30/2019 05:56am
Patriots of the Wrong Places
at 01/23/2019 05:57am
A Wall Around the World
at 01/15/2019 05:57am
Coulter, Carlson, Ocasio: Commies All
at 01/09/2019 05:57am
Dream of Electoral Sheeple
at 01/02/2019 05:57am
Snarky Begat Savage
at 12/26/2018 05:57am
Byrne It All Down
at 12/11/2018 05:57am
Censor Readings
at 11/28/2018 05:58am
The Dogs of Wha?
at 11/21/2018 05:58am
An Armistice for the Holidays
at 11/14/2018 05:58am
Immigrate with Confidence
at 10/31/2018 05:58am
Trump: Emetic or Palette-Cleanser?
at 10/24/2018 05:57am
Hating P.C. Hate
at 10/17/2018 05:58am
The World Is Too Much With Us
at 10/08/2018 05:55am
Ivy League Smears
at 10/03/2018 05:59am
The Dean Wormer State
at 09/26/2018 05:57am
The Creepy Line
at 09/19/2018 05:57am
Truthers and Liars
at 09/12/2018 05:57am
Playing (Tribal) Defense
at 09/05/2018 05:58am
Six Degrees of Rampant Blaming
at 08/29/2018 05:58am
Layers of Domination
at 08/22/2018 05:59am
We’re All Fascists Now
at 08/15/2018 05:58am
Fast-Growing List of Forbidden Words
at 08/06/2018 05:58am
Bigfoot, Pooh, and Burger King
at 08/01/2018 05:58am
Corporate Twitter Mobs
at 07/25/2018 05:58am
Trump/Bono Unity
at 07/17/2018 05:58am
Seth Rich vs. JPod
at 07/10/2018 06:00am
Independence Daze
at 07/03/2018 05:58am
Winning Until Collapse
at 06/27/2018 05:58am
Mr. Rogers vs. Trump
at 06/19/2018 05:58am
Trump’s Trade Hairpin
at 06/13/2018 05:58am
Strange Angel, Hellfire Club
at 06/06/2018 05:58am
Zack v Ayn
at 05/30/2018 05:58am
Borderlands or Orderlands?
at 05/23/2018 05:58am
GNR vs. P.C.
at 05/15/2018 05:58am
In Defense of Ad Hominem
at 05/09/2018 05:58am
Liberal Infinity Stones Fizzling
at 05/01/2018 05:58am
Little Pink House
at 04/25/2018 05:58am
Out of Starbucks, Out of Syria
at 04/18/2018 05:58am
All Roads Lead to Fascist Rome
at 04/09/2018 06:00am
McDonald’s Fools?
at 04/04/2018 05:58am
Stormy and #MeToo
at 03/28/2018 06:00am
Death Wish
vs. Death Penalty
at 03/21/2018 05:58am
O.J. Simpson and a Kicker
at 03/14/2018 05:58am
Censor Device
at 03/07/2018 05:58am
Infinite Culture War
at 02/28/2018 05:58am
The Guilty vs. The Innocent
at 02/21/2018 05:58am
Politics Beyond Wakanda
at 02/15/2018 05:58am
The Memo and #MeToo
at 02/07/2018 05:58am
Strange-Message Movies
at 01/30/2018 05:58am
Who Debunks the Debunkers?
at 01/22/2018 05:58am
Hawaii: The Real Shithole
at 01/15/2018 05:56am
For the Sake of Old Times
at 01/02/2018 05:58am
Twelve Paydays of Christmas
at 12/28/2017 05:58am
Political Theater
at 12/05/2017 05:56am
From Conspiracy to Corruption
at 11/29/2017 05:56am
Superhero Politics
at 11/22/2017 06:00am
Reason
vs.
Jacobin
and the World
at 11/15/2017 05:58am
A Hoppe Occasion
at 11/01/2017 05:58am
Location, Location, Location—in 2017 Films
at 10/25/2017 05:58am
Hillary Clinton Fan Fiction
at 10/18/2017 05:58am
Guggenheim Animals and Weinstein Impulses
at 10/11/2017 05:58am
Kneel Before Trump
at 09/27/2017 05:59am
Crammed Down the Memory Hole
at 09/20/2017 05:58am
Steampunk Heat
at 09/14/2017 05:58am
Free Speech Nonetheless
at 09/07/2017 05:56am
Star Trek: The Undiscovered Discovery
at 08/31/2017 05:58am
Trauma Peaks
at 08/24/2017 05:58am
VR vs. VA Rally
at 08/17/2017 05:58am
It All Led to
The Dark Tower
at 08/09/2017 09:58am
Big Soma Is Watching You
at 08/02/2017 05:58am
The Musk of the Red Death
at 07/26/2017 05:56am
Heroine Supply
at 07/19/2017 05:58am
Occupy Randomness
at 07/12/2017 05:58am
Who Murdered the Republican Party?
at 10/20/2016 06:58am
Libertarianism for Later
at 07/01/2016 09:56am
#TheTriggering
at 03/09/2016 11:33am
Twelve States, Twelve Primary Thoughts
at 03/01/2016 09:41am
Social Justice Monsters
at 02/25/2016 10:45am
Big Bro Is a Gentle Soul
at 02/19/2016 10:04am
Triumph of the Insult
at 02/10/2016 10:36am
New Year, New World Order
at 01/01/2016 07:00am
Ten Revisionist History Targets
at 11/23/2015 09:24am
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